1. A man, with his wife and 3-year-old daughter visits a zoo. They stop to watch a peacock dancing.

The daughter turns to her father and asks “Papa, what is the peacock doing?”

The father replies, “The peacock is dancing, dear.”

The daughter continues inquisitively, “Bharathnatyam or Kathakali?”

2. A couple were are a restaurant with their 4-year-old child having their snacks. The child, after having a bit of the vegetable cutlet, wanted some chilli sauce which was at the her mother’s side. So, she requested her mother thus: “Ma, Can you pass me that silly sauce?”

3. The uncle, taking a stroll in the balcony, beckons his 3-year old niece standing nearby and instructs her.  “Tina dear, go down and ask daddy which Tamil movie is coming in TV tonight.”  The niece goes down and accordingly asks Daddy.  Daddy replies, “I don’t know, dear.”  The niece promptly rushes upstairs to her uncle and tells him “Uncle, the name of the movie is ‘I don’t know, dear.’

4. Daughter: "Ma! What are you doing?"

    Mother: "Am cutting vegetables, dear."

    Daughter "But, Ma, yesterday also you did the same thing?"

5. Papa asks her 4-year-old daughter “Sita darling, what will you be when you grow up?”

    “A girl. I thought you knew it, Papa!”