Chemistry Jokes

Just graduated Chemist after his graduation bought a big bottle of alcohol to celebrate his graduation with the friends in his home-village. On the way he had to go to the bathroom and did not know where to live the alcohol; after a while of thinking he decided do so: deleted C2H5 from the formula and left just OH "People will not understand what does it mean and will think it is water or detergent".

The old man went nearby and saw the bottle on the bench. "What it is?" - he was curious. "OH?" "OH!!!", - he opened bottle, sniffed "Really, oh! Have to invite my friends."

When Chemist came back, you can imagine what he found.

One day all the electrons were having a party suddenly protons come and start attacking them and then out of the blue comes a hero and saves those electrons. The hero says my name is bond covalent bond!

One day a chemistry professor asked his student, what is nitrate? she replied 2500rs. he was confused and asked what? she replies for bed1000+for room1000+ for helmet 500=total 2500 rs is my night rate sir.

As per my point of view not all chemicals are bad. For instance, without hydrogen and oxygen we cannot make water and its essential ingredient in beer.

It’s about H2SO4.as we know, it can be dangerous to add water to conc. sulfuric acid, as it can spray out. May her rest be long and placid? She added water to the acid. The other girl did what we told her and added acid to the water.

Phenol is lost in a city then an advertisement comes in papers that dear phenol come home soon because your mom benzene and dad cresol stopped reacting.

A Chemistry professor was instructing a student to pour a liquid from one test tube to another but he wanted the student to pour it slowly, since he wasn't fluent in English, this is what he said.

Don't Pour.