New sign in the bank lobby reads:

Please note that this bank is installing new drive through ATM machines enabling customers

to widdraw cash without living there vehiles. Customer using this new facility are requsted to

use the procedure outlined below when accessing there account.

After month of careful reserch, male and female procedure have been developed.

PLEASE FOLLOW THE APPROPRIATE STEPS FOR YOUR GENDER:

PROCEDURE FOR MALE

1. Drive up to the cash machine & put down your car window.

2. Insert card into the machine and enter pin.

3. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw it.

4. Retrieve all cash, card and statement.

5. put your window up.

6. And drive off.

PROCEDURE FOR FEMALE

1. Drive up to cash machine.

2. Reverse and set the car window with the machine.

3. Set parking brake put the car window down.

4. Find handbag put all contant of bag on passanger seat and find card.

5. Attamt to insert card into machine.

6. Adjust car window and try again.

7. Again find handbag to get a diary to find a pin written in the back pages.

8. Enter pin.

9. Again reenter the correct pin.

10. Enter amount of cash required.

11.  check makeup in view mirror.

12.  collect the cash and receipt.

13.  Again find handbag to locate wallete and place cash inside.

14.  Rechack the makeup.

15.  put up the car window.

16.  again put down the car window and collect the Atm card from machine.

17.  Down the car window and start the car.

18.  Release the parking brake.