A guy, sitting outside his home about to be evicted from his house, was contemplating how the future would be after he had divorced his wife, lost his children and lost his job.

He notices a crate of beer bottles and walks up to it. He takes out an empty bottle, smashing it into the concrete wall swearing, "You are the reason I don' t have a wife", second bottle, "You are the reason I don't have my children", third bottle "You are the reason I lost my job".

He notices the fourth bottle is sealed and still full of beer. He takes the bottle, puts it aside and says "Stand aside my dear friend, I know you were not involved...."

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:) Thats funny... ;)

After having lost every thing; he haven't left his habit.. :P

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Deepti.
It is very funny !!
We try to find the way to do what want to .
That is what it is called The Excuse

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He he great one, thanks for sharing kumaresh.

what was that guys name? is it kumaresh? just kidding
The reason shown that bad habit is responsible to lost everything after loss person do not able to left bad habit.

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Ha Ha Ha, that's very funny!!! :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

that is life, trying to drown your worries in beer!! :woohoo: :woohoo:

"I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally."
- W. C. Fields :)

A good story.
Every one has learned a lesson from this story.

-Atul B

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Good Story Kumaresh.It makes us to think how to change these kind of people?

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Thinking
Pakistani, Bangladeshi and OUR Sardar are in a bar one night having a beer.

The Pakistani drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces.

He says "In Islamabad our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the same one twice."

The Bangladeshi [obviously impressed by this] drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces. He says "In Dhaka we have so much sand to make the glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either."

OUR Sardar, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the Pakistani and Bangladeshi. He says "In India we have so many Pakistanis and Bangladeshi that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice."

Balle balle !!!!
Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!!

very funny Sajeetharan!!

We have a lot of bangladeshis and pakistanis............... ha ha ha

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this is really funny this shows that how people are they lost every thing but he cannot change his way.
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