A man walked into a therapist's office looking very depressed. "Doc, you've got to help me. I can't go on like this."
"What's the problem?" the doctor inquired.
"Well, I'm 35 years old and I still have no luck with the ladies. No matter how hard I try, I just seem to scare them away."
"My friend, you just need to work on your self-esteem. Each morning, tell yourself that you are a fun person, and an attractive person. But say it with real conviction. Within a week you'll have women buzzing all around you."
The man walked of the place excited to try it out.
Three weeks later he returned with the same downtrodden expression on his face.
"Did my advice not work?" asked the doctor.
"It worked alright. For the past several weeks I've enjoyed some of the best moments in my life with the most fabulous looking women."
"So, what's your problem now?"
"I don't have a problem," the man replied. "My wife does." :dry: