While a Preacher was trying to raise money for his parish, he found out there was a great deal of money to be made in the horse racing business. To his dismay, he discovered at the horse auction that the prices of horses were too steep and all he could afford was a donkey, which he bought. Determined to make money for his parish, he entered his donkey in a race and to everyone's surprise finished third.
The next day, the newspaper headline read: PREACHER'S ASS SHOWS !!
The following week the Preacher again entered the race and this time too won!
The newspaper headline read: PREACHER'S ASS OUT IN FRONT !!!
Annoyed by this kind of publicity, the Preacher's Bishop suggested that the preacher not continue this activity.
The headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PREACHER'S ASS
After reading the paper the Bishop gets angry and demanded that the preacher get rid of the donkey. The preacher gave the donkey to a Nun in the local convent.
The headlines read: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN
When he recovered from the shock, the Bishop ordered the nun to sell the donkey. When it was discovered that the Nun sold the donkey to a farmer for $10.00 the headline read: NUN PEDDLES ASS FOR TEN BUCKS
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A very good story on donkey. This is funny as 'ass' is double meaning.
I remember another donkey story.
Once a preacher went to Punjab. He told the gathering that they were losing time in idle gossip and worldly things and they should better meditate to attain God.
He went on in Hindi- Bhaio tum 'khote' ho. Bahano tum khoti ho.
People got annoyed and they shouted: We are human but you are a 'khota'.
'Khota' or 'khote' means in Punjabi- 'donkey' whereas this means 'lose' in Hindi
I remember another donkey story.
Once a preacher went to Punjab. He told the gathering that they were losing time in idle gossip and worldly things and they should better meditate to attain God.
He went on in Hindi- Bhaio tum 'khote' ho. Bahano tum khoti ho.
People got annoyed and they shouted: We are human but you are a 'khota'.
'Khota' or 'khote' means in Punjabi- 'donkey' whereas this means 'lose' in Hindi
A very good story on donkey. This is funny as 'ass' is double meaning.
I remember another donkey story.
Once a preacher went to Punjab. He told the gathering that they were losing time in idle gossip and worldly things and they should better meditate to attain God.
He went on in Hindi- Bhaio tum 'khote' ho. Bahano tum khoti ho.
People got annoyed and they shouted: We are human but you are a 'khota'.
'Khota' or 'khote' means in Punjabi- 'donkey' whereas this means 'lose' in Hindi
Very nice!!! Ha ha :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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A very good story on donkey. This is funny as 'ass' is double meaning.
I remember another donkey story.
Once a preacher went to Punjab. He told the gathering that they were losing time in idle gossip and worldly things and they should better meditate to attain God.
He went on in Hindi- Bhaio tum 'khote' ho. Bahano tum khoti ho.
People got annoyed and they shouted: We are human but you are a 'khota'.
'Khota' or 'khote' means in Punjabi- 'donkey' whereas this means 'lose' in Hindi
LOL , Too many languages and the humorous situations and the confusion it can create :cheer:
Once a preacher went to Punjab. He told the gathering that they were losing time in idle gossip and worldly things and they should better meditate to attain God.
He went on in Hindi- Bhaio tum 'khote' ho. Bahano tum khoti ho.
People got annoyed and they shouted: We are human but you are a 'khota'.
'Khota' or 'khote' means in Punjabi- 'donkey' whereas this means 'lose' in Hindi[/quote]
LOL , Too many languages and the humorous situations and the confusion it can create :cheer:[/quote]
Yes some times they do it intentionally but some other times their 'slip shows' :)
He went on in Hindi- Bhaio tum 'khote' ho. Bahano tum khoti ho.
People got annoyed and they shouted: We are human but you are a 'khota'.
'Khota' or 'khote' means in Punjabi- 'donkey' whereas this means 'lose' in Hindi[/quote]
LOL , Too many languages and the humorous situations and the confusion it can create :cheer:[/quote]
Yes some times they do it intentionally but some other times their 'slip shows' :)
Once a preacher went to Punjab. He told the gathering that they were losing time in idle gossip and worldly things and they should better meditate to attain God.
He went on in Hindi- Bhaio tum 'khote' ho. Bahano tum khoti ho.
People got annoyed and they shouted: We are human but you are a 'khota'.
'Khota' or 'khote' means in Punjabi- 'donkey' whereas this means 'lose' in Hindi
LOL , Too many languages and the humorous situations and the confusion it can create :cheer:[/quote]
Yes some times they do it intentionally but some other times their 'slip shows' :)[/quote]
True ! We can see a lot of humor in daily lives in ordinary day today situations... :laugh: :cheer:
Once a preacher went to Punjab. He told the gathering that they were losing time in idle gossip and worldly things and they should better meditate to attain God.
He went on in Hindi- Bhaio tum 'khote' ho. Bahano tum khoti ho.
People got annoyed and they shouted: We are human but you are a 'khota'.
'Khota' or 'khote' means in Punjabi- 'donkey' whereas this means 'lose' in Hindi
LOL , Too many languages and the humorous situations and the confusion it can create :cheer:
Yes some times they do it intentionally but some other times their 'slip shows' :)[/quote]
True ! We can see a lot of humor in daily lives in ordinary day today situations... :laugh: :cheer:[/quote]
Actually this 'slip shows' in itself is a big joke but I would not share on this site. :)
Nice stories from the two persons. Usha keep on posting this type ones.
But where is Usha.cannot give any reply.we all waiting for such more stories............
@ Arjun, Asha :) Thanks a lot for the feedbacks, I was busy looking for more such stories (jokes ) , will definitely post more, have a nice day :)
Nice stories from the two persons. Usha keep on posting this type ones.
But where is Usha.cannot give any reply.we all waiting for such more stories............
@ Arjun, Asha :) Thanks a lot for the feedbacks, I was busy looking for more such stories (jokes ) , will definitely post more, have a nice day :)
We all are waiting For Your Jokes Just Post if you know any............. :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
LOL, that is really funny ! I have read this somewhere...the things people think of :P
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
LOL, that is really funny ! I have read this somewhere...the things people think of :P
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