Doctor and Priest loved the same girl.
Priest started giving an apple to the girl everyday.
Doctor asked: Why?
Priest: Coz an apple a day keeps the doctor away!
A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?
B: It's a girl. She's my daughter.
A: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father.
B: I'm not. I'm her mother.
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him". :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Ramu and his girlfriend Amba were moving in a car. There was a traffic jam. They went under the car with a view to make love while the jam continues. some time later, a policeman appeared and said- "what are you doing here". Ramu said- "I am repairing my car.". at this the policeman said, "sir, there is a big traffic jam behind you. Moreover, your car has been stolen while you were repairing."
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