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What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey ?
Monkey saves this message &
Donkey deletes this message.
Choice is yours

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Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
"Me sick, no work"
Boss SMS back:
"When I am sick I kiss my wife try it"
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
"Me ok, your wife very sweet"

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Hum ho gaye tumhare tumhe sochne k bad
Ab na daikhen gay kisi ko tumhe daikhne k bad
Dunya chor dain gai tumhai chorne k bad
KHUDA Maaf kare itne jhut bolne k bad

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HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle

If 1 punctures, the vehicle can't move further

M0ral:
always Keep a SPARE TYRE....

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thanks for this funny sms this is really a funny sms.
A guy prints and pastes his prayers on the wall
and at bedtime he points at them and says: "Lord please read them, am feeling sleepy.

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Jack: are you pregnant?
Girl: Not at all.!
Jack: Then why whenever I send u an sms, your delivery report comes

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Can v do romance in the evening today?

I'm in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting

reply me soon!

urs lovingly

"MOSQUITO"

Slow and Steady Wins the Race.

Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don't even have a bid car like rohit. But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit..

Slow and Steady Wins the Race.

Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Luv makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above... So always Brush ur Teeth

Slow and Steady Wins the Race.

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