The kidnapper  kidnapped Ram's wife. Cut a finger of Ram's wife and demanded ransome.

Ram said over the phone ,"I'm not convinced. Send a more solid proof. Cut her head and send."

This is not so hilarious, as simple joke would be great fun like that of Dennis the menace one liner. 

May be. I thought its useful for the thread. That's why I posted. Why don't you post a hilarious joke?

Hmm..

These days people used to send marriage invitation card on whatsapp... lol.. This is funny but true as even I got it from one friend even we live in same city.

So just got another message in my whatsapp group that " all friends who have sent their marriage invitation card on whatsapp, here is 101 Rs. as  Chanlo(a blessing gift, money we give in cover) for all of them" ... 

Lol.. he sent photo of 100 rs note with one rupees coin ...

AKP wrote:

Hmm..

These days people used to send marriage invitation card on whatsapp... lol.. This is funny but true as even I got it from one friend even we live in same city.

 

So just got another message in my whatsapp group that " all friends who have sent their marriage invitation card on whatsapp, here is 101 Rs. as  Chanlo(a blessing gift, money we give in cover) for all of them" ... 

Lol.. he sent photo of 100 rs note with one rupees coin ...

ha haha! serves them right in my opinion. you don't take the efforts of sending out proper invitation, you get the same virtual gifts in return!! LOL>

During an interview for the post of Lady Secretary.

“How much do you expect?”

“I expect Rs 20,000 per month”

“Okay, we will pay you Rs 20,000 with pleasure”

“With ‘pleasure’ it should be 30,000” 

RAMAKRISHNAN. A wrote:

During an interview for the post of Lady Secretary.

“How much do you expect?”

“I expect Rs 20,000 per month”

“Okay, we will pay you Rs 20,000 with pleasure”

 

“With ‘pleasure’ it should be 30,000” 

 

Kudos Ramakrishnan. I think this is the ultimate in the humour.

Why do lawyers wear court? 

Law suits

After a marathon phone talk, seema was asked by her hubby, "who is on the phone?"

seema replied, "it was a wrong number."

Son to his father - if you are head of the family then what is mom? Father replied she is neck as she decides where head is to move. Hehehe....