World Laughter Day.

Wonderful joke Ramakrishnan.

Here is my contribution.

Husband: Honey, I invited a friend home for dinner tonight

Wife: What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, all the dishes are dirty, and I can’t cook a meal for sure

Husband: I know all that darling.

Wife: Then why did you invite the friend?

Husband: Because the poor fool is thinking about getting married

You ask your wife something and she says, "wahan rakha hai.."

This "wahan" can be either 

1. on the table 

2. or any of the 26 drawers in kitchen

3. or Antarctica..!!!

Wife checks husbands mobile and find all girls numbers saved in the following order 

New bird

Neighbour bird

Old bird

Upstair bird

Hospital bird

Insurance bird

College bird

Super market bird

Finally she checks her name. and it was saved as 

Angry bird"

Haha nice a good mobile game and it has hidden meanings too. 

Yes. I too enjoyed the humor on thesurface and the inner message

Sometimes simple jokes make us laugh. I always keep in touch with people who crack jokes.

That is why, I always read the small snippets of deniss the menance written inside Times of India daily except Sunday. 

My favorite is RK Lakshman and his immortal character "The Common Man". I ve all his collection spread in 6 volumes. And I'm a fan of Khushwant Sing's Sardar jokes.

REAL TENSION.....

Husband & his wife went for Divorce at court.

Judge : U have 3 kids .. How wil u divide them?

Husband had long discussion with wife & said"ok, sirji We will come next year with 1 more" 

Joke doesn't end here ..9 months later.......

They got twins

HA ha... lol. SJ. That is really funny one. So they will have to wait for more months...lol

The kidnapper  kidnapped Ram's wife. Cut a finger of Ram's wife and demanded ransome.

Ram said over the phone ,"I'm not convinced. Send a more solid proof. Cut her head and send."

This is not so hilarious, as simple joke would be great fun like that of Dennis the menace one liner. 

May be. I thought its useful for the thread. That's why I posted. Why don't you post a hilarious joke?

Hmm..

These days people used to send marriage invitation card on whatsapp... lol.. This is funny but true as even I got it from one friend even we live in same city.

So just got another message in my whatsapp group that " all friends who have sent their marriage invitation card on whatsapp, here is 101 Rs. as  Chanlo(a blessing gift, money we give in cover) for all of them" ... 

Lol.. he sent photo of 100 rs note with one rupees coin ...

AKP wrote:

Hmm..

These days people used to send marriage invitation card on whatsapp... lol.. This is funny but true as even I got it from one friend even we live in same city.

 

So just got another message in my whatsapp group that " all friends who have sent their marriage invitation card on whatsapp, here is 101 Rs. as  Chanlo(a blessing gift, money we give in cover) for all of them" ... 

Lol.. he sent photo of 100 rs note with one rupees coin ...

ha haha! serves them right in my opinion. you don't take the efforts of sending out proper invitation, you get the same virtual gifts in return!! LOL>

During an interview for the post of Lady Secretary.

“How much do you expect?”

“I expect Rs 20,000 per month”

“Okay, we will pay you Rs 20,000 with pleasure”

“With ‘pleasure’ it should be 30,000” 

RAMAKRISHNAN. A wrote:

During an interview for the post of Lady Secretary.

“How much do you expect?”

“I expect Rs 20,000 per month”

“Okay, we will pay you Rs 20,000 with pleasure”

 

“With ‘pleasure’ it should be 30,000” 

 

Kudos Ramakrishnan. I think this is the ultimate in the humour.

Why do lawyers wear court? 

Law suits

After a marathon phone talk, seema was asked by her hubby, "who is on the phone?"

seema replied, "it was a wrong number."

Son to his father - if you are head of the family then what is mom? Father replied she is neck as she decides where head is to move. Hehehe....