Wonderful joke Ramakrishnan.

Here is my contribution.

Husband: Honey, I invited a friend home for dinner tonight

Wife: What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, all the dishes are dirty, and I can’t cook a meal for sure

Husband: I know all that darling.

Wife: Then why did you invite the friend?

Husband: Because the poor fool is thinking about getting married

You ask your wife something and she says, "wahan rakha hai.."

This "wahan" can be either 

1. on the table 

2. or any of the 26 drawers in kitchen

3. or Antarctica..!!!

Wife checks husbands mobile and find all girls numbers saved in the following order 

New bird

Neighbour bird

Old bird

Upstair bird

Hospital bird

Insurance bird

College bird

Super market bird

Finally she checks her name. and it was saved as 

Angry bird"

Haha nice a good mobile game and it has hidden meanings too. 

Yes. I too enjoyed the humor on thesurface and the inner message

Sometimes simple jokes make us laugh. I always keep in touch with people who crack jokes.

That is why, I always read the small snippets of deniss the menance written inside Times of India daily except Sunday. 

My favorite is RK Lakshman and his immortal character "The Common Man". I ve all his collection spread in 6 volumes. And I'm a fan of Khushwant Sing's Sardar jokes.

REAL TENSION.....

Husband & his wife went for Divorce at court.

Judge : U have 3 kids .. How wil u divide them?

Husband had long discussion with wife & said"ok, sirji We will come next year with 1 more" 

Joke doesn't end here ..9 months later.......

They got twins

HA ha... lol. SJ. That is really funny one. So they will have to wait for more months...lol