Let the prices go up............
The seller smiled and said, of course I am selling. Because of the increasing rates of vegetables, the Indian middle class is trying its own fundamentals of economics. The rate has increased so they have decreased the demand and since we don't have the option to slash rates, now we are cutting down the supply.
Previously I used to sell onino at the rate of ten rupees per kilogram now I am selling it at the rate of ten rupees per piece.
My economy is stable as I am able to sustain my earnings this way and the economy of Indian middle class is also stable, they are spending inside their budgetary limits. They were spending ten rupees on onion in the past and now also not crossing the limits. Let the prices go up, it doesn't matter.
So no worries, we are waiting for the good times to come and tackling our problems with whatever means we have and we can.
New sign in the bank lobby reads:
Please note that this bank is installing new drive through ATM machines enabling customers
to widdraw cash without living there vehiles. Customer using this new facility are requsted to
use the procedure outlined below when accessing there account.
After month of careful reserch, male and female procedure have been developed.
PLEASE FOLLOW THE APPROPRIATE STEPS FOR YOUR GENDER:
PROCEDURE FOR MALE
1. Drive up to the cash machine & put down your car window.
2. Insert card into the machine and enter pin.
3. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw it.
4. Retrieve all cash, card and statement.
5. put your window up.
6. And drive off.
PROCEDURE FOR FEMALE
1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and set the car window with the machine.
3. Set parking brake put the car window down.
4. Find handbag put all contant of bag on passanger seat and find card.
5. Attamt to insert card into machine.
6. Adjust car window and try again.
7. Again find handbag to get a diary to find a pin written in the back pages.
8. Enter pin.
9. Again reenter the correct pin.
10. Enter amount of cash required.
11. check makeup in view mirror.
12. collect the cash and receipt.
13. Again find handbag to locate wallete and place cash inside.
14. Rechack the makeup.
15. put up the car window.
16. again put down the car window and collect the Atm card from machine.
17. Down the car window and start the car.
18. Release the parking brake.
Indeed a true love story!
Rakesh and Sheila were friends from childhood.They shared everything with each other and also lived in the same neighbourhood
Rakesh loved Sheila so much that he gifted her a vodapone phone on Valentines day as a proposal gift.Sheila accepted his proposal and also said that she liked the gift so much that her last wish would be bury her with her phone.
Both of them decided to get married and their parents did not oppose them
Rakesh was sales manager and he had to go out of town for days altogether.He would talk to his beloved Sheila most of the time on phone.She would always bubble and glow on her cheeks everytime Rakesh would call her.
It was February 13 the next year and Sheila was walking towards jewellary store to buy a wedding ring for Rakesh.As she was crossing the road,a lorry hit her and she died on the spot.It was really a tough job to remove her body beneath the tires of the truck.Her cellphone fell 5 feet away from her.When someone picked the phone and kept it to the dead Sheila's hands,they were able to retrive her body.They buried her the same evening.The family was grieved and was in a state of shock.Sheila and Rakesh's wedding was just a few days ahead.
Rakesh returned from his outtrip the next day and wanted to give a surprise to Sheila.He was unaware of her death and also the fact that they buried her.He called up Sheila's mother and spoke thus"Helo Aunty,I am coming in a few minutes to give surprise to Sheila,keep it as a secret".Her mother was still in the shock but did not say that she was dead.
Rakesh came to Sheila's home and saw that everyone was mourning over a photo frame of Sheila.He wondered what happend and called out to Sheila.Everyone stood up and told Rakesh that Sheila died of a terrible accident the previous morning.He could not accept the truth
He told all the family members that he spoke to Sheila the previous afternoon and night.Just then a call came for Rakesh on his mobile displaying Sheila's number.He showed the phone to everyone and they were all afraid.
He answered the call and a voice said...........
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"Vodaphone............Wherever you go,our Network follows"
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hi friends
i have found out this amzing fact. u also try this. it will not take u more than a minute time. juz do it and see, you will get amazed by this fact.
1. whn u are sittin near TV or near ur PC, rotate your right FOOT in the clockwise direction.
you can rotate it fast or slow or in a medium pace...
while u rotate ur right leg, take ur right hand in the air.
2. now rotate ur right hand in the air
draw 6 wid ur fore finger , u will b amazed if u do this trick
by doin so, ur foot will change it's direction to anti-clockwise.
it's pre-set in ur mind
just try and see...
pour in ur comments
One day shella standing in a bus stop. Suddenly a bus crashes with a school boy. That boy was made as smashes.And the blood of that school boy attached with shella's dress as strain.
On that day onwards Shella will behave in a strange manner while seeing that dress. Her mother went to a magician and explains the incident to that magician.He ask her mother to gave a lot of ransom of money and her mother also approved that .
On the next day that magician gave her mother a cover of washing powder and ask her mother to wash that cloths.
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