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- Quote created by Karuna Sapra
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- 12 years ago.
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The better part of valour is discretion. -
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- Quote created by vijay
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- 12 years ago.
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Seems someonemust have asked for a scientific reason for people falling in love and Einstein's clarification has now become a famous quote. -
833When I meet a man I ask myself, 'Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?' Rita Rudner
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- Quote created by Karuna Sapra
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- 12 years ago.
- 833 hits
When I meet a man I ask myself, 'Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?' -
864Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be. Rita Rudner
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- Quote created by Karuna Sapra
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- 12 years ago.
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Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be. -
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- Quote created by Karuna Sapra
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- 12 years ago.
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Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them. -
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- Quote created by Karuna Sapra
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- 12 years ago.
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My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping. -
776My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head. Rita Rudner
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- Quote created by Karuna Sapra
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- 12 years ago.
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My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head. -
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- Quote created by Karuna Sapra
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- 12 years ago.
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Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before. -
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- Quote created by Karuna Sapra
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- 12 years ago.
- 670 hits
In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. -
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- Quote created by Karuna Sapra
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- 12 years ago.
- 676 hits
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. -
669I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso. Rita Rudner
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- Quote created by Karuna Sapra
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- 12 years ago.
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I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso. -
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- Quote created by Karuna Sapra
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- 12 years ago.
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I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight. -
629I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. Rita Rudner
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- Quote created by Karuna Sapra
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- 12 years ago.
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I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. -
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- Quote created by Karuna Sapra
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- 12 years ago.
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I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn't mine. -
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- Quote created by Karuna Sapra
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- 12 years ago.
- 624 hits
Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it a few times -
869Intolerance itself is a form of egoism, and to condemn egoism intolerantly is to share it. George Santayana
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- Quote created by Karuna Sapra
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- 12 years ago.
- 869 hits
Intolerance itself is a form of egoism, and to condemn egoism intolerantly is to share it. -
835For an idea ever to be fashionable is ominous, since it must afterwards be always old-fashioned. George Santayana
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- Quote created by Karuna Sapra
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- 12 years ago.
- 835 hits
For an idea ever to be fashionable is ominous, since it must afterwards be always old-fashioned. -
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- Quote created by Karuna Sapra
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- 12 years ago.
- 853 hits
Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it. -
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- Quote created by Karuna Sapra
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- 12 years ago.
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There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval. -
826The truth is cruel, but it can be loved, and it makes free those who have loved it. George Santayana
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- Quote created by Karuna Sapra
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- 12 years ago.
- 826 hits
The truth is cruel, but it can be loved, and it makes free those who have loved it.