When I meet a man I ask myself, 'Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?'

Rita Rudner

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839 When I meet a man I ask myself, 'Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?'
872 Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
793 Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them.
751 My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping.
783 My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head.

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