I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn't mine.

Rita Rudner

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831 When I meet a man I ask myself, 'Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?'
862 Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
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