11 years ago
"I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally."
- W. C. Fields :)
"I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally."
- W. C. Fields :)
lol......
That is a weird joke
"I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally."
- W. C. Fields :)
Just read it on Facebook and wanted to share it here! :laugh:
Two Radical Pakistanis boarded a flight out of London .One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat... Just before takeoff, a Sardarji sat down in the aisle seat. After takeoff, Sardarji kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Paki in the window seat said, 'I need to get up and get a coke.' '
Don't get up,' said the Sardarji , 'I'm in the aisle seat, 'I'll get it for you.'
As soon as he left, one of the Paki picked up the Sardarji ‘s shoe and spat in it.
When the Sardarji returned with the coke, the other Paki said, 'That looks good, I'd really like one, too.'
Again, the Sardarji obligingly went to fetch it. While he was gone the other Paki picked up the Sardarji ‘s other shoe and spat in it.
When the Sardarji returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight. As the plane was landing, the Sardarji slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened. He leaned over and asked his Paki neighbors . . .
'Why does it have to be this way?'
'How long must this go on . . . ?
This fighting between our nations . . . ?
This hatred . . . ?
This animosity . . . ?
This Spitting in Shoes and Pissing in Cokes . . . ?
Pay no mind to those who talk behind your back, it simply means that you are two steps ahead !!!
Just read it on Facebook and wanted to share it here! :laugh:
Two Radical Pakistanis boarded a flight out of London .One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat... Just before takeoff, a Sardarji sat down in the aisle seat. After takeoff, Sardarji kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Paki in the window seat said, 'I need to get up and get a coke.' '
Don't get up,' said the Sardarji , 'I'm in the aisle seat, 'I'll get it for you.'
As soon as he left, one of the Paki picked up the Sardarji ‘s shoe and spat in it.
When the Sardarji returned with the coke, the other Paki said, 'That looks good, I'd really like one, too.'
Again, the Sardarji obligingly went to fetch it. While he was gone the other Paki picked up the Sardarji ‘s other shoe and spat in it.
When the Sardarji returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight. As the plane was landing, the Sardarji slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened. He leaned over and asked his Paki neighbors . . .
'Why does it have to be this way?'
'How long must this go on . . . ?
This fighting between our nations . . . ?
This hatred . . . ?
This animosity . . . ?
This Spitting in Shoes and Pissing in Cokes . . . ?
LOL....so sardarji was one up ! :laugh: :cheer:
"I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally."
- W. C. Fields :)
sardarji had done this pissing in the cake, I like the joke and also the same befitting reply to ill minded, this is a reminded in simple yet joking manner, behave well otherwise you will be shown the mirror.lol......
That is a weird joke
Read the last sentence! It is gross and weird but is symbolic of what the leaders of both nations do!
http://mohanmekap.com/
Just read it on Facebook and wanted to share it here! :laugh:
Two Radical Pakistanis boarded a flight out of London .One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat... Just before takeoff, a Sardarji sat down in the aisle seat. After takeoff, Sardarji kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Paki in the window seat said, 'I need to get up and get a coke.' '
Don't get up,' said the Sardarji , 'I'm in the aisle seat, 'I'll get it for you.'
As soon as he left, one of the Paki picked up the Sardarji ‘s shoe and spat in it.
When the Sardarji returned with the coke, the other Paki said, 'That looks good, I'd really like one, too.'
Again, the Sardarji obligingly went to fetch it. While he was gone the other Paki picked up the Sardarji ‘s other shoe and spat in it.
When the Sardarji returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight. As the plane was landing, the Sardarji slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened. He leaned over and asked his Paki neighbors . . .
'Why does it have to be this way?'
'How long must this go on . . . ?
This fighting between our nations . . . ?
This hatred . . . ?
This animosity . . . ?
This Spitting in Shoes and Pissing in Cokes . . . ?
Pay no mind to those who talk behind your back, it simply means that you are two steps ahead !!!
Santa went for interview
Interviewers : Apko Kitney salon ka tajurba (experience) hai
Santa: Salon ka to nahi hai sir tin salion ka hai. :laugh: :laugh:
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