What Are the Issues That Stop You From Speaking English Fluently?

hahah sunil

lets wait for others to say their amusing answers!

@chinmoyji, waiting for your inputs

@kalyani and sandhya, where is your bursting laughter???

hahah sunil

lets wait for others to say their amusing answers!

@chinmoyji, waiting for your inputs

@kalyani and sandhya, where is your bursting laughter???

You mean this is their chance to grill me now. :ohmy:

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Just hit wicket......out!!!!!!!!

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Just hit wicket......out!!!!!!!!

Is that some thing like throwing in the towel in the arena before wearing the boxing gloves? :evil:

I think you have done it several times. Am I not right Sunil? :evil: :evil: :evil:

[quote]Swetha wrote:
I present few errors before you. Point out exactly where is the mistake

1.Prescription label: "Take powder two hours after eating in water"

2."I am glad to tell you that my husband has been repotted dead"

3.Recipe book "Then add the milk and the butter and rub the mixture well into the floor."

1- take a nice swim after two hours, once you have eaten powder.
2-I am glad my husband is reported dead, he was too stingy, I will find a better one. Apply for the post now.
3-Then rub the butter and milk on your bedroom floor, mixing some water to give your room a nice aroma and have a good sleep. [/quote]

Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha

1. Seems like Sunil takes all his meals in water!!! :woohoo:
2. Stingy husband???? This is the reason why you men should make your wives happy by giving her whatever she asks for! Or else you will too end up like this!! :laugh: :laugh: :evil:
3.Is this what all the manufacturers or biscuits and cookies do in their homes??? :woohoo: :woohoo:

I use incense or potpourri for aroma in the rooms!Thank you!! :woohoo: :woohoo:

[quote]Swetha wrote:
I present few errors before you. Point out exactly where is the mistake

1.Prescription label: "Take powder two hours after eating in water"

2."I am glad to tell you that my husband has been repotted dead"

3.Recipe book "Then add the milk and the butter and rub the mixture well into the floor."

1- take a nice swim after two hours, once you have eaten powder.
2-I am glad my husband is reported dead, he was too stingy, I will find a better one. Apply for the post now.
3-Then rub the butter and milk on your bedroom floor, mixing some water to give your room a nice aroma and have a good sleep.

Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha

1. Seems like Sunil takes all his meals in water!!! :woohoo:
2. Stingy husband???? This is the reason why you men should make your wives happy by giving her whatever she asks for! Or else you will too end up like this!! :laugh: :laugh: :evil:
3.Is this what all the manufacturers or biscuits and cookies do in their homes??? :woohoo: :woohoo:

I use incense or potpourri for aroma in the rooms!Thank you!! :woohoo: :woohoo:[/quote]
Why me, I only did what she asked me to do. Anyway I knew that this would be me who will have to take it all form every one now. (where is the crying emoticon here) :silly:

ah ha

Kalyani you missed the point in 2nd error!

Think abt it!

Waiting for chinmoy ji's answer

I present few errors before you. Point out exactly where is the mistake

1.Prescription label: "Take powder two hours after eating in water"

2."I am glad to tell you that my husband has been repotted dead"

3.Recipe book "Then add the milk and the butter and rub the mixture well into the floor."

No errors or mistakes!

The prescriber is successful in putting himself in no better position than the one who got this prescription by watering down the powder of the prescription!

The wife should be rightly glad that repotting her hubby in another pot has not been successful!!

It should not floor us that the admixture has not gone into flour -'coz it's a crazy recipe!!
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yyeye

chinmoy dada you nailed it :)

hehe 'repotting' :)

i guess learning english will b fun

One fellow went a library
Asked “I want Psycho The Rapist “book
The librarian went looking for the book
for an hour and came back gave a tight
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“Stupid fellow that is …Psycho Therapist”

I think she read the book he was looking for, did not like the subject hence the slap. Why did she take one hour? She was reading it.

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Its because may be they are not perfect in the language.Sometimes people need practice to be fluent in the language simply just reading books one can't learn a language they need to speak it with people to get fluent. :)

[quote]ah ha

Kalyani you missed the point in 2nd error!

Think abt it!

Waiting for chinmoy ji's answer [/quote]

Swetha, actually I did not, but was only commenting on Sunil's response!! :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

And for a fact, which wife would not love to "repot" her husband to grow an entirely new variety of husband with specifications to her liking???ha ha ha ha :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

[quote]Why me, I only did what she asked me to do. Anyway I knew that this would be me who will have to take it all form every one now. (where is the crying emoticon here) [/quote]

Sunil, ha ha ha!! Don't worry! Its all a game, at least for us ladies!!! Repotting all males, that is !! :evil: :woohoo: :evil:

Swetha nice example. Many times it happens due to proper pronounsession.

[quote]Why me, I only did what she asked me to do. Anyway I knew that this would be me who will have to take it all form every one now. (where is the crying emoticon here)

Sunil, ha ha ha!! Don't worry! Its all a game, at least for us ladies!!! Repotting all males, that is !! :evil: :woohoo: :evil:[/quote]
Here comes another sucker punch. They will make me perfect practice bag. And the height is, there is no crying allowed. (sob, sob)

One fellow went a library
Asked “I want Psycho The Rapist “book
The librarian went looking for the book
for an hour and came back gave a tight
slap to the fellow and told him
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“Stupid fellow that is …Psycho Therapist”

Good one,Swetha!

Most of the people fear that whether it will make any non-sense if we speak English in front of another.This is an inferiority complex only.