What Are the Issues That Stop You From Speaking English Fluently?

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: I know some of my friends too used to write stories of popular movies in their History and Politics papers and get away with it! :laugh: :laugh:

Good ones Chinmoy! Great examples of hilarious gaffes! :laugh:

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Thanks Kalyani! I don't know what's happening! In the morning I saw it locked and now it's unlocked - this game of locking and unolocking ceases to be funny!


Now I add another.Once a man seeing his wife in hysterical fit,rushed to a doctor and pleaded him to see his wife saying: 'Doc,my wife is historical case!!!'

Ayyo!
Ende ammo!!!

Ayyo!!!!!

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You can replace it with 'Ayyo' also

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Thanks Kalyani! I don't know what's happening! In the morning I saw it locked and now it's unlocked - this game of locking and unolocking ceases to be funny!


Now I add another.Once a man seeing his wife in hysterical fit,rushed to a doctor and pleaded him to see his wife saying: 'Doc,my wife is historical case!!!'

Ayyo!
Ende ammo!!! [/quote]

Chnimoy, I too was surprised to see this locked so I unlocked it again, happened twice! I don't know why and who! I just request whoever locks it to give proper reason.

I am reiterating here that this thread is perfectly okay and the discussions here are not at all silly or unjustified, so please take note of this before locking again! In any case, a little light hearted discussion is good for everyone's health!

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Thanks Kalyani! I don't know what's happening! In the morning I saw it locked and now it's unlocked - this game of locking and unolocking ceases to be funny!


Now I add another.Once a man seeing his wife in hysterical fit,rushed to a doctor and pleaded him to see his wife saying: 'Doc,my wife is historical case!!!'

Ayyo!
Ende ammo!!!

Chnimoy, I too was surprised to see this locked so I unlocked it again, happened twice! I don't know why and who! I just request whoever locks it to give proper reason.

I am reiterating here that this thread is perfectly okay and the discussions here are not at all silly or unjustified, so please take note of this before locking again! In any case, a little light hearted discussion is good for everyone's health![/quote]

The discussion is good but most of the posts are not exactly relevant to the theme viz. what stops from speaking in English. Thus the thread is getting too big.

However, i have not locked this nor i can.

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The discussion is good but most of the posts are not exactly relevant to the theme viz. what stops from speaking in English. Thus the thread is getting too big.

However, i have not locked this nor i can. [/quote]

It may be diverting from the actual issues, but nevertheless everyone is able to share their hilarious experiences with English language, so this thread must be continued.

As to whoever does lock the thread, please let us know the reason before doing so, I think most of us here do not want this locked!

It's true that it has strayed slightly from the main topic but it's equally true this diversion has turned it into one of the liveliest threads. If you all feel that it has outlived its utility then lock it - but don't take half-hearted steps!

I don't think that this thread has out lived its utility may be a little out of the way yet you can still find some thing worth. For me this is not at all a problem to speak although I find it tough to write because I am not used to write in forums.

Even people speaking in English in front of us also stops us from speaking English fluently

I found this somewhere.... sharing it with you guys :)

Mysteries of Anatomy

Where can a man buy a cap for his knee,
Or the key to a lock of his hair?
Can his eyes be called an academy
Because there are pupils there?

Is the crown of your head where jewels are found?
Who travels the bridge of your nose?
If you wanted to shingle the roof of your mouth,
Would you use the nails on your toes?

Can you sit in the shade of the palm of your hand,
Or beat on the drum of your ear?
Can the calf in your leg eat the corn off your toe?
Then why not grow corn on the ear?

Can the crook in your elbow be sent to jail?
If so, just what did he do?
How can you sharpen your shoulder blades?
I'll be darned if I know - do you?

That's excellent,Swetha!

Here I add intersting questions and answers!

Where can we find a sea without water and earth with out people?
Ans: On the map.
.
which is the laziest mountain?
Ans: Ever-rest.

A thing has a spark at one end and a fool at at the other?
Ans:Cigarette.

I went to the Dentist last week and said "What can I do with these yellow teeth
of mine". The dentist replied " A brown tie might go well..."



Two television aerials met on a rooftop. They fell in love and were married. Although the ceremony was dreadful, the reception was excellent.



My brother is a bit of a joker and the other day he phoned our local gym and asked them if they could teach him the correct way to do the splits. They asked "Are you flexible"?

He replied "Wednesdays and Fridays are a problem, but otherwise no
problem.

I read a brilliant book recently entitled "The History of Superglue". Once I had
read it, the words stuck in my mind for ages.



What was the reason for the confused looking woman staring at the can of frozen Apple juice for twenty minutes?

Because it said Concentrate on the side of the can.

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Oh God Cinmoy ji its funny

Oh My GOD!!! what a hilarious poem Swetha, its too good! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Chinmoy, they are really very very funny!

Incidentally, something that I always think of if TONGUE is <tang> then why isn't ARGUE = <aarg>????

:woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

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this happens to most of us

Most wonderfully explained answer, this makes every point clear. That's how the things happen for most of us. Thanks a lot.

Swetha you have posted really interesting and symbolically the difference of formal speaking and normal speaking.

I present few errors before you. Point out exactly where is the mistake

1.Prescription label: "Take powder two hours after eating in water"

2."I am glad to tell you that my husband has been repotted dead"

3.Recipe book "Then add the milk and the butter and rub the mixture well into the floor."

I present few errors before you. Point out exactly where is the mistake

1.Prescription label: "Take powder two hours after eating in water"

2."I am glad to tell you that my husband has been repotted dead"

3.Recipe book "Then add the milk and the butter and rub the mixture well into the floor."

1-Take powder with water two hours before meals.
2-I am sorry to tell you that my husband has been reported dead.
3-"Then add water to milk and flour and stir it well to mix it.

ya,sunil you have corrected it

But i need you to add the flavor of comedy to it!

Imagine the meaning of those words!!!

I present few errors before you. Point out exactly where is the mistake

1.Prescription label: "Take powder two hours after eating in water"

2."I am glad to tell you that my husband has been repotted dead"

3.Recipe book "Then add the milk and the butter and rub the mixture well into the floor."

1- take a nice swim after two hours, once you have eaten powder.
2-I am glad my husband is reported dead, he was too stingy, I will find a better one. Apply for the post now.
3-Then rub the butter and milk on your bedroom floor, mixing some water to give your room a nice aroma and have a good sleep.