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- Quote created by Karuna Sapra
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- 12 years ago.
- 659 hits
My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted. -
717Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. Steven wright
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- Quote created by Karuna Sapra
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- 12 years ago.
- 717 hits
Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. -
711Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything with exact duplicates... When I pointed it out to my roommate, he said, 'Do I know you?' Steven wright
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- Quote created by Karuna Sapra
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- 12 years ago.
- 711 hits
Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything with exact duplicates... When I pointed it out to my roommate, he said, 'Do I know you?' -
752Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. Steven wright
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- Quote created by Karuna Sapra
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- 12 years ago.
- 752 hits
Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. -
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- Quote created by Karuna Sapra
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- 12 years ago.
- 588 hits
It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it. -
656It doesn't make a difference what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature. Steven wright
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- Quote created by Karuna Sapra
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- 12 years ago.
- 656 hits
It doesn't make a difference what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature. -
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- Quote created by Karuna Sapra
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- 12 years ago.
- 617 hits
If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer? -
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- Quote created by Karuna Sapra
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- 12 years ago.
- 617 hits
I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out. -
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- Quote created by Karuna Sapra
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- 12 years ago.
- 642 hits
I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. -
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- Quote created by Karuna Sapra
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- 12 years ago.
- 591 hits
I have an existential map. It has 'You are here' written all over it. -
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- Quote created by Karuna Sapra
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- 12 years ago.
- 613 hits
I bought some batteries, but they weren't included. -
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- Quote created by Karuna Sapra
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- 12 years ago.
- 592 hits
Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time. -
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- Quote created by Karuna Sapra
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- 12 years ago.
- 630 hits
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect. -
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- Quote created by Vedavyas
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- 12 years ago.
- 63 hits
“I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.” -
1.11k“Time is the coin of your life. You spend it. Do not allow others to spend it for you.” Audrey Hepburn
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- Quote created by Vedavyas
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- 12 years ago.
- 1114 hits
“Time is the coin of your life. You spend it. Do not allow others to spend it for you.” -
516“Some people don't understand the promises they're making when they make them," I said. "Right, of course. But you keep the promise anyway. That's what love is. Love is keeping the promise anyway.” Ajay Devgan
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- Quote created by Vedavyas
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- 12 years ago.
- 516 hits
“Some people don't understand the promises they're making when they make them," I said.<br /> <br /> "Right, of course. But you keep the promise anyway.... -
544These woods are lovely, dark and deep, But I have promises to keep, And miles to go before I sleep, And miles to go before I sleep Abu Abbas
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- Quote created by Vedavyas
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- 12 years ago.
- 544 hits
These woods are lovely, dark and deep,<br /> But I have promises to keep,<br /> And miles to go before I sleep,<br /> And miles to go before I sleep -
656
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- Quote created by Vedavyas
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- 12 years ago.
- 656 hits
“you have to love something before you can hate it.” -
464“That was the thing. You never got used to it, the idea of someone being gone. Just when you think it's reconciled, accepted, someone points it out to you, and it just hits you all over again, that shocking.” Alfred Adler
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- Quote created by Vedavyas
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- 12 years ago.
- 464 hits
“That was the thing. You never got used to it, the idea of someone being gone. Just when you think it's reconciled, accepted, someone points it out to you, and it just hits you... -
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- Quote created by Vedavyas
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- 12 years ago.
- 486 hits
“love the life you live.<br /> live the life you love.”