I have an existential map. It has 'You are here' written all over it.

Steven wright

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681 There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
657 My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.
714 Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish.
708 Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything with exact duplicates... When I pointed it out to my roommate, he said, 'Do I know you?'
750 Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.

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