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Rum, n. Generically, fiery liquors that produce madness in total abstainers. -
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Mad, adj. Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence. -
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Cabbage: a familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. -
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Backbite. To speak of a man as you find him when he can't find you. -
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Ardor, n. The quality that distinguishes love without knowledge. -
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Alien - an American sovereign in his probationary state. -
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Abscond - to move in a mysterious way, commonly with the property of another. -
140Vote: the instrument and symbol of a freeman's power to make a fool of himself and a wreck of his country. Vedavyas
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Vote: the instrument and symbol of a freeman's power to make a fool of himself and a wreck of his country. -
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The best thing to do with the best things in life is to give them up. -
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Revolution, n. In politics, an abrupt change in the form of misgovernment. -
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Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. -
179Present, n. That part of eternity dividing the domain of disappointment from the realm of hope. Vedavyas
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Present, n. That part of eternity dividing the domain of disappointment from the realm of hope. -
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A man is known by the company he organizes. -
150Acquaintance. A person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well enough to lend to. Vedavyas
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Acquaintance. A person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well enough to lend to. -
157Ambition. An overmastering desire to be vilified by enemies while living and made ridiculous by friends when dead. Vedavyas
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Ambition. An overmastering desire to be vilified by enemies while living and made ridiculous by friends when dead. -
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Brain: an apparatus with which we think we think. -
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Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his -
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Egotism, n: Doing the New York Times crossword puzzle with a pen. -
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Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me. -
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Happiness: an agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery of another.