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- Quote created by Karuna Sapra
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- 12 years ago.
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Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them. -
739
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- Quote created by Karuna Sapra
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- 12 years ago.
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My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping. -
774My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head. Rita Rudner
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- Quote created by Karuna Sapra
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- 12 years ago.
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My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head. -
645
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- Quote created by Karuna Sapra
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- 12 years ago.
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Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before. -
669
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- Quote created by Karuna Sapra
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- 12 years ago.
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In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. -
674
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- Quote created by Karuna Sapra
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- 12 years ago.
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I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. -
665I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso. Rita Rudner
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- Quote created by Karuna Sapra
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- 12 years ago.
- 665 hits
I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso. -
684
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- Quote created by Karuna Sapra
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- 12 years ago.
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I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight. -
627I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. Rita Rudner
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- Quote created by Karuna Sapra
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- 12 years ago.
- 627 hits
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. -
675
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- Quote created by Karuna Sapra
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- 12 years ago.
- 675 hits
I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn't mine. -
622
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- Quote created by Karuna Sapra
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- 12 years ago.
- 622 hits
Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it a few times -
868Intolerance itself is a form of egoism, and to condemn egoism intolerantly is to share it. George Santayana
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- Quote created by Karuna Sapra
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- 12 years ago.
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Intolerance itself is a form of egoism, and to condemn egoism intolerantly is to share it. -
832For an idea ever to be fashionable is ominous, since it must afterwards be always old-fashioned. George Santayana
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- Quote created by Karuna Sapra
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- 12 years ago.
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For an idea ever to be fashionable is ominous, since it must afterwards be always old-fashioned. -
851
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- Quote created by Karuna Sapra
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- 12 years ago.
- 851 hits
Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it. -
842
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- Quote created by Karuna Sapra
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- 12 years ago.
- 842 hits
There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval. -
825The truth is cruel, but it can be loved, and it makes free those who have loved it. George Santayana
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- Quote created by Karuna Sapra
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- 12 years ago.
- 825 hits
The truth is cruel, but it can be loved, and it makes free those who have loved it. -
675Nothing is really so poor and melancholy as art that is interested in itself and not in its subject. George Santayana
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- Quote created by Karuna Sapra
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- 12 years ago.
- 675 hits
Nothing is really so poor and melancholy as art that is interested in itself and not in its subject. -
621Music is essentially useless, as life is: but both have an ideal extension which lends utility to its conditions. George Santayana
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- Quote created by Karuna Sapra
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- 12 years ago.
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Music is essentially useless, as life is: but both have an ideal extension which lends utility to its conditions. -
615
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- Quote created by Karuna Sapra
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- 12 years ago.
- 615 hits
Music is essentially useless, as life is. -
729
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- Quote created by Karuna Sapra
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- 12 years ago.
- 729 hits
An artist is a dreamer consenting to dream of the actual world.