Friends you must have come across funny people and their weird or funny pick up lines at some point or the other in your life. So I invite you to share incidents from your life where you came across a pick up line that made you laugh out loud. :lol:
It happens in virtual life too that is on the social networking sites where you get fraandship requests from people you hardly know along with 'comical' messages.
Lets share the hilarious messages or pick up lines you have come across. I am sure all of you would have something to share here. ;) ;)
20 Replies
Most soldiers in a unit were Punjabi. Mitra, A Bengali also joined the unit. As he did not understand Punjabi, some one played a funny trick with him. He used some Punjabi abusive words. Mitra asked-' What you said.' He got reply- 'Have you taken food?'. Next day also same thing happened. Mitra said- Yes, taken.
A few days later, Mitra used the same abusive words before Commanding Officer, believing what he had been told. The C.O. was annoyed and he asked: Tell me what you mean. Mitra said- Sir, just have you taken your meals?' C.O. understood and asked him who had told him this. Mitra named Havildar Jairath.
The C.O. rebuked Jairath for misguiding the lone Bengali. But he said that as a punishment, he will have to teach Mitra Punjabi.
A few months later, Mitra knew Punjabi well.
If some one asked- 'Tu Punjabi sikhda hain (Double meaning- Do you learn Punjabi. Second meaning- Are you fathered by a Sikh)
Mitra would rely- Haan, Punjabi sikhani chayadi hai (again double meaning- Punjabi should be learnt. Second meaning- I want Punjabi Sikh girl)
A few days later, Mitra used the same abusive words before Commanding Officer, believing what he had been told. The C.O. was annoyed and he asked: Tell me what you mean. Mitra said- Sir, just have you taken your meals?' C.O. understood and asked him who had told him this. Mitra named Havildar Jairath.
The C.O. rebuked Jairath for misguiding the lone Bengali. But he said that as a punishment, he will have to teach Mitra Punjabi.
A few months later, Mitra knew Punjabi well.
If some one asked- 'Tu Punjabi sikhda hain (Double meaning- Do you learn Punjabi. Second meaning- Are you fathered by a Sikh)
Mitra would rely- Haan, Punjabi sikhani chayadi hai (again double meaning- Punjabi should be learnt. Second meaning- I want Punjabi Sikh girl)
Mr & Mrs. Rama had a son
Mr. & Mrs. shyam had also a son
Mrs Rama died. Mr. shyam also died the same day.
Mr. Rama and Mrs. shyam married. a year later they had a son.
A few years later, there was quarrel among children.
Mrs. Shyam (now Rama's wife) cried- see- My son and your son are beating our son
Mr. & Mrs. shyam had also a son
Mrs Rama died. Mr. shyam also died the same day.
Mr. Rama and Mrs. shyam married. a year later they had a son.
A few years later, there was quarrel among children.
Mrs. Shyam (now Rama's wife) cried- see- My son and your son are beating our son
Mr & Mrs. Rama had a son
Mr. & Mrs. shyam had also a son
Mrs Rama died. Mr. shyam also died the same day.
Mr. Rama and Mrs. shyam married. a year later they had a son.
A few years later, there was quarrel among children.
Mrs. Shyam (now Rama's wife) cried- see- My son and your son are beating our son
:woohoo: :woohoo: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Really funny..... :blink: :laugh: :laugh:
Now I remember the unsolved puzzle of Vikramaditya-Vethal series. Hoping you people know that story
Mr & Mrs. Rama had a son
Mr. & Mrs. shyam had also a son
Mrs Rama died. Mr. shyam also died the same day.
Mr. Rama and Mrs. shyam married. a year later they had a son.
A few years later, there was quarrel among children.
Mrs. Shyam (now Rama's wife) cried- see- My son and your son are beating our son
:woohoo: :woohoo: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Really funny..... :blink: :laugh: :laugh:
Now I remember the unsolved puzzle of Vikramaditya-Vethal series. Hoping you people know that story
tell, tell, I do not know that story. I think Baital never married the second time or did he?? :laugh: :laugh:
Mr & Mrs. Rama had a son
Mr. & Mrs. shyam had also a son
Mrs Rama died. Mr. shyam also died the same day.
Mr. Rama and Mrs. shyam married. a year later they had a son.
A few years later, there was quarrel among children.
Mrs. Shyam (now Rama's wife) cried- see- My son and your son are beating our son
:woohoo: :woohoo: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Really funny..... :blink: :laugh: :laugh:
Now I remember the unsolved puzzle of Vikramaditya-Vethal series. Hoping you people know that story
tell, tell, I do not know that story. I think Baital never married the second time or did he?? :laugh: :laugh:
It's just a story....
Once a king and his son went for a walk. On the way, they saw the foot steps of 2 ladies.
Father told, "I will marry the lady with big foot steps while you can marry the lady with small footsteps". Son agreed. Very soon, they found the ladies.
But surprisingly, big foot steps were of daughter and small foot steps of mother :silly: .
But words of King can't be changed and they got married, as they told. King married daughter and son married the elder lady. :laugh: :laugh:
Kids were born to each new couples.
Tell me, how those kids will call each other :cheer: :P :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Mr & Mrs. Rama had a son
Mr. & Mrs. shyam had also a son
Mrs Rama died. Mr. shyam also died the same day.
Mr. Rama and Mrs. shyam married. a year later they had a son.
A few years later, there was quarrel among children.
Mrs. Shyam (now Rama's wife) cried- see- My son and your son are beating our son
:woohoo: :woohoo: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Really funny..... :blink: :laugh: :laugh:
Now I remember the unsolved puzzle of Vikramaditya-Vethal series. Hoping you people know that story
tell, tell, I do not know that story. I think Baital never married the second time or did he?? :laugh: :laugh:
It's just a story....
Once a king and his son went for a walk. On the way, they saw the foot steps of 2 ladies.
Father told, "I will marry the lady with big foot steps while you can marry the lady with small footsteps". Son agreed. Very soon, they found the ladies.
But surprisingly, big foot steps were of daughter and small foot steps of mother :silly: .
But words of King can't be changed and they got married, as they told. King married daughter and son married the elder lady. :laugh: :laugh:
Kids were born to each new couples.
Tell me, how those kids will call each other :cheer: :P :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
When you have told the story you should have explained the new relations of king and his son also. The story begins here itself when the father and son can call each other father in law. :laugh: :laugh:
Mr & Mrs. Rama had a son
Mr. & Mrs. shyam had also a son
Mrs Rama died. Mr. shyam also died the same day.
Mr. Rama and Mrs. shyam married. a year later they had a son.
A few years later, there was quarrel among children.
Mrs. Shyam (now Rama's wife) cried- see- My son and your son are beating our son
:woohoo: :woohoo: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Really funny..... :blink: :laugh: :laugh:
Now I remember the unsolved puzzle of Vikramaditya-Vethal series. Hoping you people know that story
tell, tell, I do not know that story. I think Baital never married the second time or did he?? :laugh: :laugh:
It's just a story....
Once a king and his son went for a walk. On the way, they saw the foot steps of 2 ladies.
Father told, "I will marry the lady with big foot steps while you can marry the lady with small footsteps". Son agreed. Very soon, they found the ladies.
But surprisingly, big foot steps were of daughter and small foot steps of mother :silly: .
But words of King can't be changed and they got married, as they told. King married daughter and son married the elder lady. :laugh: :laugh:
Kids were born to each new couples.
Tell me, how those kids will call each other :cheer: :P :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
When you have told the story you should have explained the new relations of king and his son also. The story begins here itself when the father and son can call each other father in law. :laugh: :laugh:
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
It's believed I think 14 stories....which Lord Siva told Parvathy, only this story riddle can't be solved even by Parvathy. Reason was, their relationship was not able to explain. :silly:
Same way, Vikramaditya was also not able to answer this riddle.
Mr & Mrs. Rama had a son
Mr. & Mrs. shyam had also a son
Mrs Rama died. Mr. shyam also died the same day.
Mr. Rama and Mrs. shyam married. a year later they had a son.
A few years later, there was quarrel among children.
Mrs. Shyam (now Rama's wife) cried- see- My son and your son are beating our son
:woohoo: :woohoo: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Really funny..... :blink: :laugh: :laugh:
Now I remember the unsolved puzzle of Vikramaditya-Vethal series. Hoping you people know that story
tell, tell, I do not know that story. I think Baital never married the second time or did he?? :laugh: :laugh:
It's just a story....
Once a king and his son went for a walk. On the way, they saw the foot steps of 2 ladies.
Father told, "I will marry the lady with big foot steps while you can marry the lady with small footsteps". Son agreed. Very soon, they found the ladies.
But surprisingly, big foot steps were of daughter and small foot steps of mother :silly: .
But words of King can't be changed and they got married, as they told. King married daughter and son married the elder lady. :laugh: :laugh:
Kids were born to each new couples.
Tell me, how those kids will call each other :cheer: :P :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
When you have told the story you should have explained the new relations of king and his son also. The story begins here itself when the father and son can call each other father in law. :laugh: :laugh:
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
It's believed I think 14 stories....which Lord Siva told Parvathy, only this story riddle can't be solved even by Parvathy. Reason was, their relationship was not able to explain. :silly:
Same way, Vikramaditya was also not able to answer this riddle.
Why don't you write all those 14 stories one by one, that would be fun. :laugh:
Mr & Mrs. Rama had a son
Mr. & Mrs. shyam had also a son
Mrs Rama died. Mr. shyam also died the same day.
Mr. Rama and Mrs. shyam married. a year later they had a son.
A few years later, there was quarrel among children.
Mrs. Shyam (now Rama's wife) cried- see- My son and your son are beating our son
:woohoo: :woohoo: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Really funny..... :blink: :laugh: :laugh:
Now I remember the unsolved puzzle of Vikramaditya-Vethal series. Hoping you people know that story
tell, tell, I do not know that story. I think Baital never married the second time or did he?? :laugh: :laugh:
It's just a story....
Once a king and his son went for a walk. On the way, they saw the foot steps of 2 ladies.
Father told, "I will marry the lady with big foot steps while you can marry the lady with small footsteps". Son agreed. Very soon, they found the ladies.
But surprisingly, big foot steps were of daughter and small foot steps of mother :silly: .
But words of King can't be changed and they got married, as they told. King married daughter and son married the elder lady. :laugh: :laugh:
Kids were born to each new couples.
Tell me, how those kids will call each other :cheer: :P :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
When you have told the story you should have explained the new relations of king and his son also. The story begins here itself when the father and son can call each other father in law. :laugh: :laugh:
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
It's believed I think 14 stories....which Lord Siva told Parvathy, only this story riddle can't be solved even by Parvathy. Reason was, their relationship was not able to explain. :silly:
Same way, Vikramaditya was also not able to answer this riddle.
Why don't you write all those 14 stories one by one, that would be fun. :laugh:
Better you read Vikramathitya-Vedal inline :angry: or watch TV serial on Doordarshan, shown years ago :woohoo: :woohoo:
Sri ram of Ramayana was doing the role of Vikramaditya
Mr & Mrs. Rama had a son
Mr. & Mrs. shyam had also a son
Mrs Rama died. Mr. shyam also died the same day.
Mr. Rama and Mrs. shyam married. a year later they had a son.
A few years later, there was quarrel among children.
Mrs. Shyam (now Rama's wife) cried- see- My son and your son are beating our son
:woohoo: :woohoo: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Really funny..... :blink: :laugh: :laugh:
Now I remember the unsolved puzzle of Vikramaditya-Vethal series. Hoping you people know that story
tell, tell, I do not know that story. I think Baital never married the second time or did he?? :laugh: :laugh:
It's just a story....
Once a king and his son went for a walk. On the way, they saw the foot steps of 2 ladies.
Father told, "I will marry the lady with big foot steps while you can marry the lady with small footsteps". Son agreed. Very soon, they found the ladies.
But surprisingly, big foot steps were of daughter and small foot steps of mother :silly: .
But words of King can't be changed and they got married, as they told. King married daughter and son married the elder lady. :laugh: :laugh:
Kids were born to each new couples.
Tell me, how those kids will call each other :cheer: :P :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
When you have told the story you should have explained the new relations of king and his son also. The story begins here itself when the father and son can call each other father in law. :laugh: :laugh:
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
It's believed I think 14 stories....which Lord Siva told Parvathy, only this story riddle can't be solved even by Parvathy. Reason was, their relationship was not able to explain. :silly:
Same way, Vikramaditya was also not able to answer this riddle.
Why don't you write all those 14 stories one by one, that would be fun. :laugh:
Better you read Vikramathitya-Vedal inline :angry: or watch TV serial on Doordarshan, shown years ago :woohoo: :woohoo:
Sri ram of Ramayana was doing the role of Vikramaditya
I have seen it on TV and read every thing in comics but the first hand knowledge with your extra special effects makes it some thing wonderful and special. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:Agar tumne jan ke mere prashna ka uttar nahi diya to me tumhare sir ke tukre tukre kar dunga hahahahahaha. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Mr & Mrs. Rama had a son
Mr. & Mrs. shyam had also a son
Mrs Rama died. Mr. shyam also died the same day.
Mr. Rama and Mrs. shyam married. a year later they had a son.
A few years later, there was quarrel among children.
Mrs. Shyam (now Rama's wife) cried- see- My son and your son are beating our son
:woohoo: :woohoo: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Really funny..... :blink: :laugh: :laugh:
Now I remember the unsolved puzzle of Vikramaditya-Vethal series. Hoping you people know that story
tell, tell, I do not know that story. I think Baital never married the second time or did he?? :laugh: :laugh:
It's just a story....
Once a king and his son went for a walk. On the way, they saw the foot steps of 2 ladies.
Father told, "I will marry the lady with big foot steps while you can marry the lady with small footsteps". Son agreed. Very soon, they found the ladies.
But surprisingly, big foot steps were of daughter and small foot steps of mother :silly: .
But words of King can't be changed and they got married, as they told. King married daughter and son married the elder lady. :laugh: :laugh:
Kids were born to each new couples.
Tell me, how those kids will call each other :cheer: :P :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
When you have told the story you should have explained the new relations of king and his son also. The story begins here itself when the father and son can call each other father in law. :laugh: :laugh:
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
It's believed I think 14 stories....which Lord Siva told Parvathy, only this story riddle can't be solved even by Parvathy. Reason was, their relationship was not able to explain. :silly:
Same way, Vikramaditya was also not able to answer this riddle.
Why don't you write all those 14 stories one by one, that would be fun. :laugh:
Better you read Vikramathitya-Vedal inline :angry: or watch TV serial on Doordarshan, shown years ago :woohoo: :woohoo:
Sri ram of Ramayana was doing the role of Vikramaditya
I have seen it on TV and read every thing in comics but the first hand knowledge with your extra special effects makes it some thing wonderful and special. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:Agar tumne jan ke mere prashna ka uttar nahi diya to me tumhare sir ke tukre tukre kar dunga hahahahahaha. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
I have some old chandamama magazines whre you always had a story of Vikramaditya and Betal, which were all very nice...I think they also had a serial where yesteryear actor Sajjan played the role of Vetal....
Mr & Mrs. Rama had a son
Mr. & Mrs. shyam had also a son
Mrs Rama died. Mr. shyam also died the same day.
Mr. Rama and Mrs. shyam married. a year later they had a son.
A few years later, there was quarrel among children.
Mrs. Shyam (now Rama's wife) cried- see- My son and your son are beating our son
:woohoo: :woohoo: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Really funny..... :blink: :laugh: :laugh:
Now I remember the unsolved puzzle of Vikramaditya-Vethal series. Hoping you people know that story
tell, tell, I do not know that story. I think Baital never married the second time or did he?? :laugh: :laugh:
It's just a story....
Once a king and his son went for a walk. On the way, they saw the foot steps of 2 ladies.
Father told, "I will marry the lady with big foot steps while you can marry the lady with small footsteps". Son agreed. Very soon, they found the ladies.
But surprisingly, big foot steps were of daughter and small foot steps of mother :silly: .
But words of King can't be changed and they got married, as they told. King married daughter and son married the elder lady. :laugh: :laugh:
Kids were born to each new couples.
Tell me, how those kids will call each other :cheer: :P :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
When you have told the story you should have explained the new relations of king and his son also. The story begins here itself when the father and son can call each other father in law. :laugh: :laugh:
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
It's believed I think 14 stories....which Lord Siva told Parvathy, only this story riddle can't be solved even by Parvathy. Reason was, their relationship was not able to explain. :silly:
Same way, Vikramaditya was also not able to answer this riddle.
Why don't you write all those 14 stories one by one, that would be fun. :laugh:
Better you read Vikramathitya-Vedal inline :angry: or watch TV serial on Doordarshan, shown years ago :woohoo: :woohoo:
Sri ram of Ramayana was doing the role of Vikramaditya
I have seen it on TV and read every thing in comics but the first hand knowledge with your extra special effects makes it some thing wonderful and special. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:Agar tumne jan ke mere prashna ka uttar nahi diya to me tumhare sir ke tukre tukre kar dunga hahahahahaha. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
I have some old chandamama magazines whre you always had a story of Vikramaditya and Betal, which were all very nice...I think they also had a serial where yesteryear actor Sajjan played the role of Vetal....
We used to wait for Chandamama for this one in particular and Parag expecting maybe they found mine worth publishing. I am honored to have published two of mine there while I was under 10. The books are no more with me those I received as gifts/prize from them.
In Shillong, my neighbor, an Army Officer, had a dog. Another neighbor, a local Khasi tribal, had some hens.
The army officer's dog ate a hen. when the officer came, the Khasi tribal complained in broken Hindi:
Sir, Tum Kutta (sir, you dog)
Ham Murgi (I hen)
Kha gaya (ate)
at first, it will appear that the Khasi tribal says that the officer is a dog and he himself a hen. This is the type of Hindi spoken in North East.
The army officer's dog ate a hen. when the officer came, the Khasi tribal complained in broken Hindi:
Sir, Tum Kutta (sir, you dog)
Ham Murgi (I hen)
Kha gaya (ate)
at first, it will appear that the Khasi tribal says that the officer is a dog and he himself a hen. This is the type of Hindi spoken in North East.
In Shillong, my neighbor, an Army Officer, had a dog. Another neighbor, a local Khasi tribal, had some hens.
The army officer's dog ate a hen. when the officer came, the Khasi tribal complained in broken Hindi:
Sir, Tum Kutta (sir, you dog)
Ham Murgi (I hen)
Kha gaya (ate)
at first, it will appear that the Khasi tribal says that the officer is a dog and he himself a hen. This is the type of Hindi spoken in North East.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Now I remember a comedy scene from Priyadarshan Malayalam movie, "Kilukkam".
A hindi villain, I don't know his name ask Jagathy who just returned to home from hospital, "Joji kahan hai?"
He was asking, where is Mohan lal.
Jagathy replies....."Mujhe maloom.......mujhe maloom....." he was searching for the next Hindi word, meaning no.
He wanted to say, "Mujhe maloom nahi". But he doesn't know the Hindi word nahi :cheer:
Villain feels, Jagathy is insulting him. The rest...what happens to him, you can just imagine... :woohoo: :woohoo:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yvr6OC_bYoo&feature=fvwrel
scroll after 2 minutes, if you want to see that Hindi part only
Let me post something here ....to bring some refreshment to forum....
Most recently we have celebrated Amitabh Bachchan's birthday.
You can't even imagine how my cousin sister utter his name, in her early childhood.
It's your chance now, have a guess and tell me.
There can be so many ways. :ohmy:
Let me post something here ....to bring some refreshment to forum....
Most recently we have celebrated Amitabh Bachchan's birthday.
You can't even imagine how my cousin sister utter his name, in her early childhood.
It's your chance now, have a guess and tell me.
There can be so many ways. :ohmy:
Yet...try.
I will give you an easy clue.....it's a balm ;)
Let me post something here ....to bring some refreshment to forum....
Most recently we have celebrated Amitabh Bachchan's birthday.
You can't even imagine how my cousin sister utter his name, in her early childhood.
It's your chance now, have a guess and tell me.
There can be so many ways. :ohmy:
Yet...try.
I will give you an easy clue.....it's a balm ;)
Cant recall any by that sound ..is it amritanjan :lol:
Let me post something here ....to bring some refreshment to forum....
Most recently we have celebrated Amitabh Bachchan's birthday.
You can't even imagine how my cousin sister utter his name, in her early childhood.
It's your chance now, have a guess and tell me.
There can be so many ways. :ohmy:
Yet...try.
I will give you an easy clue.....it's a balm ;)
Cant recall any by that sound ..is it amritanjan :lol:
Absolutely :woohoo: :woohoo: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
If Big B read this post, it's sure he will search my poor cousin :silly: :silly: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :woohoo: :woohoo:
Topic Author
A
Ashii
@Ashii
Topic Stats
Created
Wednesday, 12 September 2012 05:07
Last Updated
Tuesday, 30 November -0001 00:00
Replies
0
Views
3.1K
Likes
0
Category
Humor & Jokes
Forum to share, read and enjoy interesting jokes and humor topics.
549 Topics