Friends you must have come across funny people and their weird or funny pick up lines at some point or the other in your life. So I invite you to share incidents from your life where you came across a pick up line that made you laugh out loud. :lol:
It happens in virtual life too that is on the social networking sites where you get fraandship requests from people you hardly know along with 'comical' messages.
Lets share the hilarious messages or pick up lines you have come across. I am sure all of you would have something to share here. ;) ;)
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OK let me share this message (from some unknown person) with you all that I got a few days back on a networking site. I found it really funny. :laugh:
Hieee Asha
Maybe you dont know me, but I know you cos GOD told me to be in contact wid you....
Actually I had a word wid him in ma dreams, and had a very big complain that I dont have any good friend whose so beautiful and cute... he laughed at me and told me that Asha is the right girl whose so damn beautiful....
So by going on his words, I searched you all over....
Tried findin u in Colleges, Schools, Cinemas, CCD, Pubs.....
And finally Facebook helped me finding you.....
How about knowin each other ???
Ha haa... That's nice.. atleast appreciate him for his effort.. :P :P :evil: :evil:
I know boys will see the creativity in the message lol. :lol:
OK let me share this message (from some unknown person) with you all that I got a few days back on a networking site. I found it really funny. :laugh:
Hieee Asha
Maybe you dont know me, but I know you cos GOD told me to be in contact wid you....
Actually I had a word wid him in ma dreams, and had a very big complain that I dont have any good friend whose so beautiful and cute... he laughed at me and told me that Asha is the right girl whose so damn beautiful....
So by going on his words, I searched you all over....
Tried findin u in Colleges, Schools, Cinemas, CCD, Pubs.....
And finally Facebook helped me finding you.....
How about knowin each other ???
Ha haa... That's nice.. atleast appreciate him for his effort.. :P :P :evil: :evil:
I know boys will see the creativity in the message lol. :lol:
Yes dear atleast give him a point for putting an effort for all this.... :woohoo: :woohoo:
OK let me share this message (from some unknown person) with you all that I got a few days back on a networking site. I found it really funny. :laugh:
Hieee Asha
Maybe you dont know me, but I know you cos GOD told me to be in contact wid you....
Actually I had a word wid him in ma dreams, and had a very big complain that I dont have any good friend whose so beautiful and cute... he laughed at me and told me that Asha is the right girl whose so damn beautiful....
So by going on his words, I searched you all over....
Tried findin u in Colleges, Schools, Cinemas, CCD, Pubs.....
And finally Facebook helped me finding you.....
How about knowin each other ???
Ha haa... That's nice.. atleast appreciate him for his effort.. :P :P :evil: :evil:
I know boys will see the creativity in the message lol. :lol:
Yes dear atleast give him a point for putting an effort for all this.... :woohoo: :woohoo:
The entire world is moving on for achieving 'Asha' the expectation. Isn't it, the day we stop that, that is end of life. So life is Asha. May be our Aknkshas are too high but we are running after them anyways. :cheer:
let me tell you what happened just 1 day before Onam.......now also i can't stop laughing....
My hubby (who don't know Hindi) was going through list of cinemas on cable channels. Since it was festival season, it's sure, we can see many new releases through channels...
he was reading movie names one by one....
Rose bowl.......Akale hum Akale Tum.....
I was thinking, what's he saying :S :whistle:
Hoping you have noted the spelling AKALE :blush:
Actually the movie name was Akele Hum Akele Tum.....but he read as Akale hum akale tum.....
AKALE in Malayalam means....far....
He combined Malayalam and Hindi words to get a new movie name :woohoo: :woohoo:
So, the meaning became......Distant/far TUM Distant/far HUM.... :laugh: :laugh:
Akele (loneliness) indirectly means distant also..... :cheer:
So, he has framed the title correctly....combining two different languages :blink: :silly:
I hope he was not doing it intentionally seeing you busy in the forums and he watching movies, so he took the opportunity to do it in a funny way. 'Akale ham' was his Dukh dard, he did not say it directly :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: .
No yaar...
he has no idea of Hindi movies...
Also, I don't think he even know the meaning of word, Akele :woohoo:
Now I am more sure that he is learning Hindi without your knowledge, he might have seen that you are mixing with too many Hindi knowing people. I must visit HDFC bank soon. :laugh: :laugh:
I will be very happy if he learns Hindi. :cheer:
For the 6-7 years am trying my level best to teach him Hindi. He also want to learn. Hoping I will become success some day. (We have to study Hindi compulsory till class 10)
Awwww you are not trying to say that he is not educated up to classX :ohmy: :ohmy: :ohmy: :ohmy: What post he works for in bank, I thought he was manager. :laugh:
Kollum jnan :evil: :evil:
Decode it.....incomplete task till now :evil: :evil:
I know this, This means Kollam janna hai Vahan par boat hai. Then I can catch a boat for Allepy from there. :laugh: :laugh:
then catch it suddenly
Otherwise i may kill you soon :evil: :evil:
hoping everything is restoring back to your memory :cheer:
OK let me share this message (from some unknown person) with you all that I got a few days back on a networking site. I found it really funny. :laugh:
Hieee Asha
Maybe you dont know me, but I know you cos GOD told me to be in contact wid you....
Actually I had a word wid him in ma dreams, and had a very big complain that I dont have any good friend whose so beautiful and cute... he laughed at me and told me that Asha is the right girl whose so damn beautiful....
So by going on his words, I searched you all over....
Tried findin u in Colleges, Schools, Cinemas, CCD, Pubs.....
And finally Facebook helped me finding you.....
How about knowin each other ???
Ha haa... That's nice.. atleast appreciate him for his effort.. :P :P :evil: :evil:
Asha..
If he reads this post through our forums, it's sure you are finished :evil: :evil: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
OK let me share this message (from some unknown person) with you all that I got a few days back on a networking site. I found it really funny. :laugh:
Hieee Asha
Maybe you dont know me, but I know you cos GOD told me to be in contact wid you....
Actually I had a word wid him in ma dreams, and had a very big complain that I dont have any good friend whose so beautiful and cute... he laughed at me and told me that Asha is the right girl whose so damn beautiful....
So by going on his words, I searched you all over....
Tried findin u in Colleges, Schools, Cinemas, CCD, Pubs.....
And finally Facebook helped me finding you.....
How about knowin each other ???
Ha haa... That's nice.. atleast appreciate him for his effort.. :P :P :evil: :evil:
Asha..
If he reads this post through our forums, it's sure you are finished :evil: :evil: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Don't worry you are not going to loose me :blush: He doesn't even know me. :lol:
OK let me share this message (from some unknown person) with you all that I got a few days back on a networking site. I found it really funny. :laugh:
Hieee Asha
Maybe you dont know me, but I know you cos GOD told me to be in contact wid you....
Actually I had a word wid him in ma dreams, and had a very big complain that I dont have any good friend whose so beautiful and cute... he laughed at me and told me that Asha is the right girl whose so damn beautiful....
So by going on his words, I searched you all over....
Tried findin u in Colleges, Schools, Cinemas, CCD, Pubs.....
And finally Facebook helped me finding you.....
How about knowin each other ???
Ha haa... That's nice.. atleast appreciate him for his effort.. :P :P :evil: :evil:
I know boys will see the creativity in the message lol. :lol:
Yes dear atleast give him a point for putting an effort for all this.... :woohoo: :woohoo:
The entire world is moving on for achieving 'Asha' the expectation. Isn't it, the day we stop that, that is end of life. So life is Asha. May be our Aknkshas are too high but we are running after them anyways. :cheer:
My name has so much meaning to it. Thanks for the lesson of philosophy :lol: :lol: .
OK let me share this message (from some unknown person) with you all that I got a few days back on a networking site. I found it really funny. :laugh:
Hieee Asha
Maybe you dont know me, but I know you cos GOD told me to be in contact wid you....
Actually I had a word wid him in ma dreams, and had a very big complain that I dont have any good friend whose so beautiful and cute... he laughed at me and told me that Asha is the right girl whose so damn beautiful....
So by going on his words, I searched you all over....
Tried findin u in Colleges, Schools, Cinemas, CCD, Pubs.....
And finally Facebook helped me finding you.....
How about knowin each other ???
Ha haa... That's nice.. atleast appreciate him for his effort.. :P :P :evil: :evil:
I know boys will see the creativity in the message lol. :lol:
Yes dear atleast give him a point for putting an effort for all this.... :woohoo: :woohoo:
The entire world is moving on for achieving 'Asha' the expectation. Isn't it, the day we stop that, that is end of life. So life is Asha. May be our Aknkshas are too high but we are running after them anyways. :cheer:
My name has so much meaning to it. Thanks for the lesson of philosophy :lol: :lol: .
If you thank others for teaching philosophy, then become my disciple. I will teach you a lot :) :) :)
Actually am searching for some true followers :dry:
let me tell you what happened just 1 day before Onam.......now also i can't stop laughing....
My hubby (who don't know Hindi) was going through list of cinemas on cable channels. Since it was festival season, it's sure, we can see many new releases through channels...
he was reading movie names one by one....
Rose bowl.......Akale hum Akale Tum.....
I was thinking, what's he saying :S :whistle:
Hoping you have noted the spelling AKALE :blush:
Actually the movie name was Akele Hum Akele Tum.....but he read as Akale hum akale tum.....
AKALE in Malayalam means....far....
He combined Malayalam and Hindi words to get a new movie name :woohoo: :woohoo:
So, the meaning became......Distant/far TUM Distant/far HUM.... :laugh: :laugh:
Akele (loneliness) indirectly means distant also..... :cheer:
So, he has framed the title correctly....combining two different languages :blink: :silly:
I hope he was not doing it intentionally seeing you busy in the forums and he watching movies, so he took the opportunity to do it in a funny way. 'Akale ham' was his Dukh dard, he did not say it directly :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: .
No yaar...
he has no idea of Hindi movies...
Also, I don't think he even know the meaning of word, Akele :woohoo:
Now I am more sure that he is learning Hindi without your knowledge, he might have seen that you are mixing with too many Hindi knowing people. I must visit HDFC bank soon. :laugh: :laugh:
I will be very happy if he learns Hindi. :cheer:
For the 6-7 years am trying my level best to teach him Hindi. He also want to learn. Hoping I will become success some day. (We have to study Hindi compulsory till class 10)
Awwww you are not trying to say that he is not educated up to classX :ohmy: :ohmy: :ohmy: :ohmy: What post he works for in bank, I thought he was manager. :laugh:
Kollum jnan :evil: :evil:
Decode it.....incomplete task till now :evil: :evil:
I know this, This means Kollam janna hai Vahan par boat hai. Then I can catch a boat for Allepy from there. :laugh: :laugh:
then catch it suddenly
Otherwise i may kill you soon :evil: :evil:
hoping everything is restoring back to your memory :cheer:
I know, but you said I should not write that while a mallu is around :laugh: :laugh: He/she can kill me. :evil:
Friends let us come back to the sharing of the funny messages and pick up lines you came across. ;) Check out this message and especially the English language the person has used. :lol:
do u know asha i like only two person in the world despite my family :
first: sachin tendulkar
second: kumar sanu's songs
but my list is extended to u
u are the third person in the world that attracks me to like and appreciate u.
do u know asha i like only two person in the world despite my family :
first: sachin tendulkar
second: kumar sanu's songs
but my list is extended to u
u are the third person in the world that attracks me to like and appreciate u.
Friends let us come back to the sharing of the funny messages and pick up lines you came across. ;) Check out this message and especially the English language the person has used. :lol:
do u know asha i like only two person in the world despite my family :
first: sachin tendulkar
second: kumar sanu's songs
but my list is extended to u
u are the third person in the world that attracks me to like and appreciate u.
Asha..
he is a real Asha admirer. ;) You should not insult him like this in a public forum. He will cry a lot. :evil:
Do you know, ASHAAA I HATE TEARS :P
Friends let us come back to the sharing of the funny messages and pick up lines you came across. ;) Check out this message and especially the English language the person has used. :lol:
do u know asha i like only two person in the world despite my family :
first: sachin tendulkar
second: kumar sanu's songs
but my list is extended to u
u are the third person in the world that attracks me to like and appreciate u.
Asha..
he is a real Asha admirer. ;) You should not insult him like this in a public forum. He will cry a lot. :evil:
Do you know, ASHAAA I HATE TEARS :P
These are just random messages that I found funny. :P Don't worry he will not enter the forum. ;)
Friends let us come back to the sharing of the funny messages and pick up lines you came across. ;) Check out this message and especially the English language the person has used. :lol:
do u know asha i like only two person in the world despite my family :
first: sachin tendulkar
second: kumar sanu's songs
but my list is extended to u
u are the third person in the world that attracks me to like and appreciate u.
Asha..
he is a real Asha admirer. ;) You should not insult him like this in a public forum. He will cry a lot. :evil:
Do you know, ASHAAA I HATE TEARS :P
These are just random messages that I found funny. :P Don't worry he will not enter the forum. ;)
give me his email id. Let me try ;)
If so, we can enjoy it directly as rain drops rather than hearing it through your words....
I can't believe you, you may edit some good elements.
Bring him to forum :evil:
One day one of my colleagues had 2 hours permission for that he must keep a mail at 3.30 pm but he did not. My manager asked him are you keeping the mail or not. He told him that he will keep it then my manager said you will now keep the mail by going to the cafe on the way. At that time I laughed so much.
Friends let us come back to the sharing of the funny messages and pick up lines you came across. ;) Check out this message and especially the English language the person has used. :lol:
do u know asha i like only two person in the world despite my family :
first: sachin tendulkar
second: kumar sanu's songs
but my list is extended to u
u are the third person in the world that attracks me to like and appreciate u.
Asha..
he is a real Asha admirer. ;) You should not insult him like this in a public forum. He will cry a lot. :evil:
Do you know, ASHAAA I HATE TEARS :P
These are just random messages that I found funny. :P Don't worry he will not enter the forum. ;)
give me his email id. Let me try ;)
If so, we can enjoy it directly as rain drops rather than hearing it through your words....
I can't believe you, you may edit some good elements.
Bring him to forum :evil:
:P Thanks for the trust you have in me. :evil: You too are free to share the edited funny/weird messages or people you ever met. Show me what you have got baby. :P :laugh:
Friends let us come back to the sharing of the funny messages and pick up lines you came across. ;) Check out this message and especially the English language the person has used. :lol:
do u know asha i like only two person in the world despite my family :
first: sachin tendulkar
second: kumar sanu's songs
but my list is extended to u
u are the third person in the world that attracks me to like and appreciate u.
Asha..
he is a real Asha admirer. ;) You should not insult him like this in a public forum. He will cry a lot. :evil:
Do you know, ASHAAA I HATE TEARS :P
These are just random messages that I found funny. :P Don't worry he will not enter the forum. ;)
give me his email id. Let me try ;)
If so, we can enjoy it directly as rain drops rather than hearing it through your words....
I can't believe you, you may edit some good elements.
Bring him to forum :evil:
:P Thanks for the trust you have in me. :evil: You too are free to share the edited funny/weird messages or people you ever met. Show me what you have got baby. :P :laugh:
no...not at all :unsure: :ohmy: :ohmy: :ohmy:
I can't risk my life :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
One day one of my colleagues had 2 hours permission for that he must keep a mail at 3.30 pm but he did not. My manager asked him are you keeping the mail or not. He told him that he will keep it then my manager said you will now keep the mail by going to the cafe on the way. At that time I laughed so much.
Nice to hear your funny experience. Looking for some more interesting incidents from your life that you found hilarious. :cheer:
Let me share a simple fun
I O N A J P K T R E D
If you read these alphabets, you can't understand anything.....but a Malayali can. :P
Let me decode...(in brackets, its meaning) :cheer:
I O - Ayyo :ohmy:
N A - Enne (Mujhe)
J P - Jeepi(Jeepil) inside the jeep
K T - Ketti(taken)
R - Aar (6)
E D - edeeeeee (blows or dishoo dishoo)
So, it read together..ayyo enne jeepe ketti r ede
Means....Ayyo.....I was taken inside the jeep and given 6 blows :silly: :laugh: :laugh:
Howzthat!1
Hoping you liked it ;)
I O N A J P K T R E D
If you read these alphabets, you can't understand anything.....but a Malayali can. :P
Let me decode...(in brackets, its meaning) :cheer:
I O - Ayyo :ohmy:
N A - Enne (Mujhe)
J P - Jeepi(Jeepil) inside the jeep
K T - Ketti(taken)
R - Aar (6)
E D - edeeeeee (blows or dishoo dishoo)
So, it read together..ayyo enne jeepe ketti r ede
Means....Ayyo.....I was taken inside the jeep and given 6 blows :silly: :laugh: :laugh:
Howzthat!1
Hoping you liked it ;)
Let me share a simple fun
I O N A J P K T R E D
If you read these alphabets, you can't understand anything.....but a Malayali can. :P
Let me decode...(in brackets, its meaning) :cheer:
I O - Ayyo :ohmy:
N A - Enne (Mujhe)
J P - Jeepi(Jeepil) inside the jeep
K T - Ketti(taken)
R - Aar (6)
E D - edeeeeee (blows or dishoo dishoo)
So, it read together..ayyo enne jeepe ketti r ede
Means....Ayyo.....I was taken inside the jeep and given 6 blows :silly: :laugh: :laugh:
Howzthat!1
Hoping you liked it ;)
Learned a malayali sentence today! ;)
Malayalam sentence, not Malayali sentence....hi hi
Malayali means a person who speak Malayalam(taught you another word)
Truth is that, it's the most difficult Indian language to learn....very complex words and pronunciation also, very difficult. My mother, even after 34 years, haven't learnt Malayalam pronunciation well. She has a Tamil touch in every word she speaks
Malayali means a person who speak Malayalam(taught you another word)
Truth is that, it's the most difficult Indian language to learn....very complex words and pronunciation also, very difficult. My mother, even after 34 years, haven't learnt Malayalam pronunciation well. She has a Tamil touch in every word she speaks
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