Ridz:Di how are you feeling now?
Anji: I’m better now…par tujhe kaise pata chala?
Ridz: nani ka phone aaya tha…unhone batayaa ki aapko food poisoning ho gayi hai…aapne medicines le li?
Anji-*smiles and then hug ridz*…haan ridz…luv you my little sister….
Shashank:*enters their room*and papa loves you both….
Anji and ridz together jump and run to shashank….papa…!!!!
Shashank;*smiles ans hugs both*so anjali how are you now?
Anji:much better dad*hugging* thank you…
Shshank :Riddhima tumhara college kaisa tha….?
Ridz: Good papa…
Shashank :*smiles*ok tum log baatein karo….i’ll have to leave…
Ridz :ok bye papa
Sh:bye beta *smiles at riddhima* I' m proud of you….you both
ridz: love you papa
anji:love you dad
sh: love you both…
shashank leaves….
Next day….riddhima gets ready for college and goes to anjali who is sleeping…
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Ridz: di I’m leaving take care….medicines le lena….raat ko aapki health kharab ho gayi thi….
Anji *looked ill*: (slowly) okieee…….bye…love you..
Ridz*smiles* love you too di…..bye
Riddhima leaves….
Atul: hi ridzi…
Ridz: hi atul…
Atul: chalo ridz class mein chalein?....
Ridz: ha tum chalo..mujhe library jana hai..
Atul..hmmmm..ok…bye ridz..
Location: The Library is located right near the basketball court…around the basket ball court is a huge gathering area which has a few benches in it…
armaan and team were practicing….rahul was sitting nearby in a bench studying a book…. There were a few cheerleaders around who were looking at armaan playing basket ball and giggling….and armaan was not at all bothered about the girls staring at him…..
Riddhima comes out of the library with her books….rahul just gets up and accidently riddzi’s books falls down…
Rahul:oh *looks at riddzi and gives a friendly smile* I’m so sorry…
They bend down and pick up the books….Armaan who was playing suddenly pauses and again starts staring at riddhima and smiles…
Rahul: Hi …Riddhima gupta right?
Ridz: *shocked* ummm…yes but how do you know me?
Rahul:who doesnot know you…Riddhima gupta…the nationals debate champion….bangalore…
Ridz: oh yes*smiles*…hi!!! Riddhima…*puts forward her hand*
Rahul *shaking hand* Rahul….rahul gahrewal…friends?
Ridz: oh yes ofcourse…!!!! Friends…
They talk for a while…Armaan was watching all this(lukin damn cute)…the cheerleaders saw amy staring at riddhima and got jealous…
As soon as riddhima left..Armaan came running to rahul
Amy: Toh ?
Rahul: (Rahul knows why armaan has come there)…*pretending* toh?
Amy: so wat where you talking….?
Rahul: oh… to riddhima…oh shes a very sweet girl… she was telling me about her hobbies and we were talking about studies…
Amy: studies…!!!! How boring yaar…bas yahi baat kar rahe the….?
Rahul *grins* ha? Kyun? Aur kuch baat karni thi?
Amy: *realising*Nahi yaar…main toh bas yahi bol rahi tha…rahul gahrewal aur ek ladki ke saath…That’s a miracle….!!!
Rahul:*Smiling*…hmmm…I know…
Next day in the college in the class..Riddzi and Atul come and sit near Shivani and smile at her….All the girls are looking at Riddhima…atul notices but then ignores it…..
Shivani: *suddenly jumps up* hey riddz….can I call you riddz…
Ridz: yes ofcourse…*smiles sweetly*
Shivani:yeh kya chal raha hai…hmmmmm?
Atul: kya chal raha hai….? *confused*
Shivani:*explaining atul* pata hai kya…kal basketball court mein armaan basket ball practice
kar raha tha….
Atul:*interrupting* ha toh?
Shivani: so…he suddenly stopped playing and started staring at Riddz….*jumping*…
Ridz..*shocked* who???Armaan?
Shivani: yes…*jumping*
Ridz: But…*broke*…but how do you know…?
Shivani: the whole college noticed it….you didn’t?
Ridz *amazed* ummm…nope….!
Atul: oh toh isiliye sab riddhima go ghoor rahe hain….!!!!
Just then Armaan…rahul and the entire basketball gang enters the class….Armaan
sees riddhima watching him and smiles at riddhima…Riddhima smiles back…..Rahul and shivani notices….Rahul smiles to himself….
Shivani: wow…he…he just smiled at you?
Ridz and atul…*together*:toh kya?
Shivani: Arrey yaar… the whole college is just crazzzyy behind armaan..but he never
smiled or stared at any girl…
Atul: not any girl?
Shivani *in a sad tone* no…..
Riddz: toh tum dukhi kyun ho?
Shivani:*sighs*…coz I like him..and he doesnot even notice me….
Ridz: oh…!!!! *cutely smiles at shivani…armaan notices it and smiles.....rahul grins... *…
Next Day in the college….
Riddhima and Atul enter the class…Rahul and armaan were already in the class…Rahul notices riddhima and atul…
Rahul: hi riddhima..!
Riddhima: oh hi rahul….*smile*
Rahul:and you are atul right…riddhima’s best friend…am I right?
Riddhima smiles…
Atul: *putting forward hand* hi I'm atul joshi…riddhima gupta’s best friend….
Rahul *shakes hand*hi I’m rahul gahrewal…friends?
Atul: yes…riddhima’s fried is obviously my friend too…!
Rahul: par tumhe kaise pata ki…
Atul:ki rahul and *looking at riddhima* riddhima already dost hai….coz….riddzi tells me
everything…we both are best friends you know……!!!! (On hearing this Armaan gets a
bit conscious…)
Rahul:*looks at Armaan* Aur yeh hai mera bhai mera best friend…
ARMAA…*INTERRUPTED*
Ridzz: *Looking at armaan* MR.ARMAAN MALIK..Am I right?
Armaan:*shocked* yeah right….ummm..
Ridzzz: Actually maine tumhare bare mein bahut suna hai…you know…from all the girls
around…!!!!
Rahul:*sighs and nods* oh yes ofcourse… MR.armaan malik..college ka sabse popular…handsome ladka… girls ka favourite….*laughs*
Amy: Rahul…!!!! Uh….*sighs*…ummm… hi I am armaan…you are riddhima gupta I
know…so umm…*broke*….umm…friends…?
Ridzzz: yes ofcourse…*shake hands*…..wow…..! tum log kitni jaldi dost bana lete ho?
(ALL THE GIRLS ARE LOOKING CURIOUSLY AT AMY/RIDZ CONVERSASION)
Rahul: you know we love making new friends…*smiles*
Ridz: *conscious* wo..wo…
Amy realizes that somethings wrong with riddz…
Amy: Kya hua ? *to riddhima*
Ridz: wo…sab…hume kyun dekh rahe hai?
Rahul : *cough cough* ha amy bata na *grins*
Atul: *confused* kya? *looks at rahul*
Amy: wo kuch nahi…bas aise hi ghoor te rehte hai...get used to it now…after all we are friends now right…*winks* *ridz smiles*
Rahul pretends to cough again..amy looks at rahul and rahul grins…
Amy: *whispers* rahul chup reh warna bahut pitega….!
Rahul: ha ha thek hai….
(Episode 1)
Basically, all we try to put in here is the shows on MTV in our style. Basic idea is we pick up a celeb and try and make some harmless fun for your entertainment. Today’s thread is just a starter. You will see more LOLness in coming days.
Go ahead and read out.
MTV FABULOUS LI(F)E - Rakhi Sawant
Firstly, we present to you the world record holder for the most reality shows!
The Rakhi Sawant.
Holding an Empire worth over 4000 reality shows, she now wants to try something different, like Indian Idol or maybe Laughter challenge. We won't be surprised if she enters lil champs
She has a Degree in literature from the ox-ford (bail-gaadi) University! And that's the reason f6r her super fluent English.
She likes everything to be bigg..right from bigg boss to bigg ...you know what.
Horrendous!
Boyfriend like abhishake and fiancé like Elesh she has done all her real life in Reel life. She wanted to marry a guy named 'Media'..
This padesiya girl we wish get's settled in PARDES
Things NOT to Say to Rakhi sawant.
1) Do you know English
2) Are you planning for Swayamwar 2 ?
3) Media ko bulaau ?
4) Who is the "Woh" in Pati Patni aur Woh?
5) Are those Real..
Style Check : Rakhi Sawant
So here we go!
Rakhi's style tips Zara Hatke!
1) Pick your niece clothes and try to fit yourself into them! By this you won't look young but definitely can save money!
2) Try and be loud! Both, in actions and in words.
3) Wear heavy make up! Coz you are Media conscious. "Kya pata kab kaunsi controversy ho jaaye!"
4) Some style check Rakhi pics! Err, Anti style check!
Naughty Amir!
And she somehow reaches the Personal interview.
Now we want you to try and handle the question asked to her.
Yeah, it is the Contest of the day.!
Zara Hatke ......MTV ishtyle.....
**please don’t throw your used lips sticks, eyeliners and mascara's on us.**
Rakhi's PI:
1.) What’s the craziest thing you have ever done..(apart from kissing Mika)?
2.) What’s your wildest fantasy?.
3.) Why do you want to be a roadie,we have had paulomi before both make-up heavily and do blah blah...??
Throw in your wittiest answers!
The Natural Selections: Dar-view-nism – 29/11/09
My doctor has advised me not to spend time watching TV as my eyes have become weak and I am not allowed to sit in front of the PC for a long time as I suffer from Degenerative Disc disease. Yet that didn’t stop me from watching Roadies and throwing some Dar-view-nism on it!
Yes, even Darwin has some Roadies spirit, which makes me wonder if I should try for Roadies 8… hmm… ;)
Introduction
Last week we had seen Delhi and Bangalore auditions.
While Delhi auditions simply got a boilerplate response, Bangalore didn’t quite live up to the expectations with only one Roadie being selected from the whole city!
Expectations from Mumbai were high and so was my mood (No I wasn’t drunk!) as I was finally successful in toilet training my doggy
So I happily wrapped myself around a blanket and sat on my sofa with a chilled can of Mountain Dew on my hand and some chips by my side.
Why Mountain dew? Kyunki ‘Dar’ kea aage ‘win’ hai :p
Chapter I – The city that never sleeps
MTV Roadies has reached Aamchi Mumbai – The final city for audition.
The craze of Roadies is no less here as we saw tons of mast mumbaikars turn up for the auditions.
Today we saw Aayushman hosting the show instead of Bani.
GDs started as usual with the moderators letting loose a bunch of animals who would compete in shrieking and shouting so that they survive the first phase of selection.
It went quite good without having to cage any of the animals for misbehaving and a handful of them were short listed for the PI round.
Enters Charlie, 1st contestant of the PI round. She is interested in acting and displayed her skills by acting like the ghastly Kangna Ranaut of Raaz 2.
She did a pretty good job, but I believe I have acted way better than her in Paa
She got emotional when asked about the death of her mom and we saw a rare emotional scene in the PI room.
Characteristics: Confident, charming, good looking, has a nice personality.
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Chapter III – The Angry Beast
The next person to enter the PI room was Meghna.
Meghna aspires to be a fashion photographer and is afraid of stupidity as she has been a victim of one such act by herself when she had got drunk with one full bottle of Tequila and kissed a girl.
She also tells the judges that she’s a professional kick boxer, so they put her to the Mogambo test.
I would request MTV not to show Mr. Mogambo again as my doggy gets scared of him and starts chewing my beard out of tension :|
She tries really hard and manages to do some justice to the task.
Her stare was enough to scare Cyrus
Characteristics: Short tempered, strong and kind of weird. Belongs to a rare species of Humans. I find her cute.
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Day and night I have been waiting waiting. Are u asking for a beating?
Under your love I am fainting fainting (So am I watching this ad :|)
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Chapter IV – The Banyan Man
When this man entered the room, I had thought that he was one of the Tarzans I had met in the jungles of Congo.
His name is Vikas and he is a Gym trainer by profession.
Vikas shows his talent by performing some weird Yoga like moves. Never before have I seen Cyrus Broacha so concerned for any interviewee as he asks Vikas “Chaddi pehna na?”
Characteristics: Saddist, Strong and a performer for sure.
Mumbai auditions was turning exciting with every passing contestant and I was all eyes on my TV while eating some chips and taking a sip of Dew every now and then.
I guess my doggy managed to steal some chips as well as I could hear crunching sound when Amritpal Singh entered the PI room.
He is the son of a stuntman and wants to attain “Kamyaabi” in life.
His long lecture on Kamyaabi and Safalta made me fall from my sofa laughing
I could now realize how a person feels while listening to my lectures on Evolution
He tries doing some mimicry as well but makes me ROFL even more =))
Judges ask him to leave before he gives another Kamyaabi and Safalta lecture convincing them why they should select him.
Characteristics: A bit boring but one of a kind. I feel we should’ve seen more of him.
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Chapter VI – Lights, Camera, Action!
Kenneth, was the name of the next mammal to be interview.
He says he is an aspiring Director and he can be a Roadie if given a chance to be on the show.
Judges try to know more about him but he only manages to give some lip service to the judges. When asked to perform he fails miserably and still he proudly boasts that he can wrestle a crocodile
Even my doggy barks less and bites more than him. And he can wag his tail as well
Characteristics: Stubborn, arrogant and boring. “All full of words” as said by Cyrus.
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So let’s logon to circle2corner dot com!
I got my killer jeans and I know how to wear them! Aae dekho chand!!
Back from the break enters the next mammal named Ameya. He’s a commercial artist and wants to be a Roadie because he couldn’t join the Army for his short height and he wants to discover himself even more.
Judges gave him a chance to discover himself inside out by giving him a task of going outside wearing only a Loin cloth and asking people to take his snap with him giving the most sensuous pose he could.
He does the task quite well but leaves me craving for similar excitement.
I wanted to click a few snaps of mine but my doggy refused to hold the camera, forget about clicking the pics :|
Characteristics: Creative, smart, a rare find.
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Chapter VIII – Jab miya biwi razi, to kya karega Qazi?!
Next we saw the first married female contestant giving a shot at the PI round of Roadies.
Her name is Shweta and she is a Wrestler by profession.
She dwells from a sports field and her weakness is that she cannot take abuses.
Judges call her husband in the PI room to check whether she can stay without him or not. He rest assures the judges that he has no problems of her wife being selected for the journey.
Now I am pretty much sure that next year you’ll see me in the auditions.
Impossible is nothing
Characteristics: Strong and sensible, not like another young contestant.
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Walk and talk, walk and talk, walk and talk! Wild stone, the wild effect!
Delicious vanilla ice cream flavoured man force condoms
I was done finishing my chips by now and I was exchanging my set of teeth, was attaching some sharp ones to chew on some grilled steak when in entered Gaurav, the next interviewee.
He is a boxer, and studies engineering but he has flunked his 3rd year exams – so he’s still studying
This mammal is a loner and avoids making many friends as he has been back stabbed by most of them. (I wonder how he’ll survive on Roadies).
He has a best friend named Neha who is also his backup wife in case no one agrees to marry him
Judges call Neha as a surprise guest and ask Gaurav to propose to her with a toy Lobster on his hand. Nikhil concludes that both are in Love with each other.
Characteristics: Carries a nice attitude, strong but lacks mental toughness.
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Chapter X – Life on Road hee!!
Our last contestant for the day was Kanish – 1st marwari on TV, people call him celeb wherever he goes. He is sure that he will become a Roadie in 10 years time :p
This guy’s problem is that people forbid him from becoming an actor and he wants to be one by hook or by crook, and oh!
He wants to be a Roadie as well. He wants to be a Roadie by profession! Yeah!
He faces the camera and warns everyone not to come on his way, he feels bad! He feels pwned! Poor guy!
I throw some steak on him but it bounces back from the TV screen and my dog was quick enough to catch it on mid air.
Next, Nikhil does what I had wished to do with him; he lashes out at this guy and reminds him that even the Ape which I had studied in Lab had an ambition in life which was way more sensible and amusing than his ambitions.
He replies that he will become a Roadie next year :|
Nikhil bangs his hand on the table while I bang my head on my doggy wo in turn bangs his balls on me :|
Characteristics: Irritating, stubborn, clueless about life.
These were the different species that turned up in Mumbai and seven of them were short listed for the next round
Following were the short listed Roadies from Mumbai:-
1. Charlie:-
Judges say: Selected!
Darwin says: Selected! Her personality worked on her favour.
2. Meghna:-
Judges say: Selected!
Darwin says: Selected! This wild beast would be interesting to watch. She reminds me of a cornered cat who would not give up without fighting.
3. Vikas:-
Judges say: Selected!
Darwin says: Selected! He’ll survive in the jungle even if left alone all by himself. No prizes for guessing he’ll do well in tasks as well.
4. Amritpal:-
Judges say: Selected!
Darwin says: Not Selected! Was quite a boring person, didn’t see much of him except the boring Kamyaabi and Safalta speech.
5. Ameya:-
Judges say: Selected!
Darwin says: Selected! He dreams of adding the oomph factor in the journey
But it’ll be interesting to see how he uses his creativity for survival.
6. Shweta:-
Judges say: Selected!
Darwin says: Selected! Experiments are always welcome by Darwin. Lets see how a married woman survives among a bunch of Youth.
7. Gaurav:-
Judges say: Selected!
Darwin says: Nay! We get to see a lot of people like him for auditions, there wasn’t anything in him which sets him apart from them. May be his sensitive nature worked in his favour
*I turned off my TV and saw that my doggy had peed on the floor*
JIMBO!!!!!!!!
Having to see more of Cyrus Broacha was a big treat for us!
Next week we’ll get to see the Ride with Rannvijay round! Hoping for some hard core action!
Till then this is Darwin signing off keep reading Dar-view-nism! (Yes, those ads were sponsored )
And i am sure this year wont be an exception. For sure some really different character will be chosen in PI's and for sure we are going to be amazed on their selection. Some of us will accept the fact that ok these are the ones amongst which we have to choose one and some of us will just wont be able to digest their selection (Mostly the ones who themselves got rejected will say that), and no matter what happens they will hate them till the end. It had happened last year too, when selection of Devershi and Poloumi created a heated atmosphere in this community and we saw people arguing over their selection, about the grounds on which they are selected.
First of all, Roadies is something which has to be shown on TV. Yes, they have to maintain their level but being on TV means they have to put some unique characters in there so as to entertain the public. And thus i come up with a list of different kind of contestants which we will get to see.
1. Tough ones :- In every Roadies season you will find a guy and a girl who are born to be wild. They will do anything that is asked from them and will do them in a passionate way. They will just show their enthusiasm towards tasks and will win 3-4 immunities but generally they don't make it till last, most of the times they get voted out because they are strong. Its always hard for them to win the game.
2. Silent Observers or the underdogs :- Well there are very few such contestant but when they come and if they play their game perfectly then without being involved in politics or without doing the tasks really well they make it till last. And there it depends on their luck. Their only trick is to be out of limelight for as long as possible.
3. The Chicks :- Without them Roadies is not complete. There will always be hot girls around. They many a times are not good in tasks or maybe in politics too but they have that special quality. They cry, throw tantrums, woo the guys but somehow they try to be on the journey as long as possible by clinging on others shoulders. They obviously never win.
4. Politicians :- Yes, they are kind of people who if get a ticket can win in their first election only. They are aware about their physical inability, so they just sharpen their mind and play the games. They most of the times pull all the strings, create all the confusion and write most of the vote-outs. But obviously no tasks so no roadies, they go out at a certain stage when either they do a mistake or have their horses turned against them.
5. Entertainers :- These are the the unique character who are their in the show just to entertain us and to ensure there wont be any dull moment. When there is nothing going on then with their humor or stupidity they entertain us.
6. Normal Guys :- They have nothing special, they are like jack of all trades. They are what in my eyes the true Roadies. They sometime win or sometimes not but everytime their journey is the most interesting ones. They can be called as silent observers but no they are not, they play their part in politics but also do well in tasks, maybe not as good as the tougher ones but they give their best in everything. Their best quality is that they just concentrate on their game and not on others. And whenever needed they play with others too. And ya how they got selected, just because their luck worked at the right time.
Now, as always MTV guys says, "Be yourself", what i think now is by this they mean understand from which of the above category you are and just play by your talent and potential. Yes, not all of you are born to be Roadies winner lekin journey mein toh aa jaoge na boss
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