Real Meaning of Computer Terms

PCMCIA
People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms


ISDN
It Still Does Nothing


APPLE
Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity


SCSI
System Can't See It


DOS
Defective Operating System


IBM
I Blame Microsoft


DEC
Do Expect Cuts


CD-ROM
Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months


OS/2
Obsolete Soon, Too.


WWW
World Wide Wait


MACINTOSH
Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs


PENTIUM
Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics


COBOL
Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language


AMIGA
A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction


LISP
Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis


MIPS
Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed


WINDOWS
Will Install Needless Data On Whole System


GIRO
Garbage In Rubbish Out


MICROSOFT
Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only (for) Fools (&) Teenagers.