“That man is such a damn turd monkey." "Grandma!" I said. "Oh, Zoeybird, did I just call your mother's husband a damn turd monkey out loud?" "Yes, Grandma, you did." She looked at me, her dark eyes sparkling. "Good.”

“That man is such a damn turd monkey."<br />
"Grandma!" I said.<br />
"Oh, Zoeybird, did I just call your mother's husband a damn turd monkey out loud?"<br />
"Yes, Grandma, you did."<br />
She looked at me, her dark eyes sparkling. "Good.”

Karuna Sapra

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