My method is to take the utmost trouble to find the right thing to say, and then to say it with the utmost levity.

George Bernard Shaw

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1191 You see things; and you say "Why?" But I dream things that never were; and I say "Why not?"
1159 The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me.
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