Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth.

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1016 Communism is like prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work.
1037 See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails?
1020 For the American people are a very generous people and will forgive almost any weakness, with the possible exception of stupidity.
1008 I bet you if I had met him [Trotsky] and had a chat with him, I would have found him a very interesting and human fellow, for I never yet met a man that I didn't like.
997 I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

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