If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as funny as you are now

Adolf Hitler

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2477 “If you win, you need not have to explain...If you lose, you should not be there to explain!”
2098 “Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it.”
2094 “When people don't express themselves, they die one piece at a time.”
2036 “If everyone demanded peace instead of another television set, then there'd be peace.”
2055 “Whatever may be the tensions and the stresses of a particular day, there is always lurking close at hand the trailing beauty of forgotten joy or unremembered peace.”

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