If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.

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710 A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
717 The difference between playing the stock market and the horses is that one of the horses must win.
743 Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late - and strike oil.'
713 People are still willing to do an honest day's work. The trouble is they want a week's pay for it.
927 If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.

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