I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation.

George Bernard Shaw

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1191 You see things; and you say "Why?" But I dream things that never were; and I say "Why not?"
1159 The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me.
1221 All professions are conspiracies against the laity.
1147 I never resist temptation because I have found that things that are bad for me do not tempt me.
1162 Assassination is the extreme form of censorship.

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