I hate women because they always know where things are.

James Thurber

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758 There is no safety in numbers, or in anything else.
744 Early to rise and early to bed makes a male healthy and wealthy and dead.
839 You can fool too many of the people too much of the time.
716 You might as well fall flat on your face as lean over too far backward.
701 The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world; the humorist makes fun of himself.

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