I do not have a psychiatrist and I do not want one, for the simple reason that if he listened to me long enough, he might become disturbed.

James Thurber

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758 There is no safety in numbers, or in anything else.
745 Early to rise and early to bed makes a male healthy and wealthy and dead.
840 You can fool too many of the people too much of the time.
716 You might as well fall flat on your face as lean over too far backward.
702 The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world; the humorist makes fun of himself.

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