Did you know it takes more muscles to frown than it does to smile? I know, because yesterday was in a bad mood, and I guess I must have frowned too much because this morning I woke up with a torn groin muscle

Karuna Sapra

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1951 We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified.
1583 Do not count your chickens before they are hatched.
1967 I will have nought to do with a man who can blow hot and cold with the same breath.
1916 While I see many hoof marks going in, I see none coming out. It is easier to get into the enemy's toils than out again.
1923 No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted.

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