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129What is a democrat? One who believes that the republicans have ruined the country. What is a republican? One who believes that the democrats would ruin the country. Vedavyas
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What is a democrat? One who believes that the republicans have ruined the country. What is a republican? One who believes that the democrats would ruin the country. -
141Painting, n.: The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather, and exposing them to the critic. Vedavyas
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Painting, n.: The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather, and exposing them to the critic. -
151Religion. A daughter of Hope and Fear, explaining to Ignorance the nature of the Unknowable. Vedavyas
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Religion. A daughter of Hope and Fear, explaining to Ignorance the nature of the Unknowable. -
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Absence blots people out. We really have no absent friends. -
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All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusions is called a philosopher. -
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Dawn: When men of reason go to bed. -
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Duty - that which sternly impels us in the direction of profit, along the line of desire. -
141
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Life - a spiritual pickle preserving the body from decay. -
140Logic: The art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. Vedavyas
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Logic: The art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. -
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Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth. -
156Deliberation, n.: The act of examining one's bread to determine which side it is buttered on. Vedavyas
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Deliberation, n.: The act of examining one's bread to determine which side it is buttered on. -
151Amnesty, n. The state's magnanimity to those offenders whom it would be too expensive to punish. Vedavyas
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Amnesty, n. The state's magnanimity to those offenders whom it would be too expensive to punish. -
139
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Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure. -
161Sabbath - a weekly festival having its origin in the fact that God made the world in six days and was arrested on the seventh. Vedavyas
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Sabbath - a weekly festival having its origin in the fact that God made the world in six days and was arrested on the seventh. -
136
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Politeness, n: The most acceptable hypocrisy. -
139Ocean: A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man - who has no gills. Vedavyas
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Ocean: A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man - who has no gills. -
126
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Philosophy: A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing. -
136Faith: Belief without evidence in what is told by one who speaks without knowledge, of things without parallel. Vedavyas
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Faith: Belief without evidence in what is told by one who speaks without knowledge, of things without parallel. -
144
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Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate. -
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When you doubt, abstain.