Will Rogers

Country American Samoa
Born Tuesday, 30 November -0001
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This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. Read more at http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/w/will_rogers_2.html#Pycg5LRrtP7vGhi5.99 Uncategorized
The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other. Uncategorized
Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as well as prohibition did, in five years Americans would be the smartest race of people on Earth. Uncategorized
The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best of you. Uncategorized
The difference between a Republican and a Democrat is the Democrat is a cannibal they have to live off each other, while the Republicans, why, they live off the Democrats. Uncategorized
Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth. Uncategorized
The time to save is now. When a dog gets a bone, he doesn't go out and make a down payment on a bigger bone. He buries the one he's got. Uncategorized
Buy land. They ain't making any more of the stuff. \ Uncategorized
Action, Inaction, Chaotic Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save. Will Rogers Through, Find, Trying Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got worse. Uncategorized
Chaotic action is preferable to orderly inaction. Uncategorized
A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the policeman searches you. Uncategorized
A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth. Uncategorized
There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators. Will Rogers Quote Uncategorized
We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others. Uncategorized
Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need. Uncategorized
Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don't go up, don't buy it. Uncategorized
I have a scheme for stopping war. It's this - no nation is allowed to enter a war till they have paid for the last one. Uncategorized
So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn the other fellow for doing what we are doing every day, only in a different way. Uncategorized
An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's. Uncategorized
Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects. Uncategorized