Elephant or an Ant

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Friends we have many a times heard the jokes of elephant and an ant. Can you tell me how is great and why?

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Let me give you a puzzle of ant and elephant.....

Ant and elephant, as you know, are friends.

When elephant was passing by a temple, he was able to understand that his friend was inside the temple. Can you tell me how?


Maybe the elephant saw the footprints of the ant. :silly: Is it?


Let me thank you first for answering....
But so sorry, answer is wrong :dry:
Try again...am waiting with many elephant puzzles to solve :P




Maybe the elephant recognized the ant's 4 shoes outside the gate. :blink: Is it ?


Correct :woohoo: :woohoo:
100 marks for this right answer!! :cheer: :cheer: :cheer:

But what's this 4 shoes? :whistle: How many shoes does an ant need? :whistle: :whistle: :whistle:


Oh sorry an ant has six legs so that would be six shoes. :laugh:
Let me give you a puzzle of ant and elephant.....

Ant and elephant, as you know, are friends.

When elephant was passing by a temple, he was able to understand that his friend was inside the temple. Can you tell me how?


Maybe the elephant saw the footprints of the ant. :silly: Is it?


Let me thank you first for answering....
But so sorry, answer is wrong :dry:
Try again...am waiting with many elephant puzzles to solve :P




Maybe the elephant recognized the ant's 4 shoes outside the gate. :blink: Is it ?


Correct :woohoo: :woohoo:
100 marks for this right answer!! :cheer: :cheer: :cheer:

But what's this 4 shoes? :whistle: How many shoes does an ant need? :whistle: :whistle: :whistle:


Oh sorry an ant has six legs so that would be six shoes. :laugh:


You are saying sorry for saying 4 legs. But I was assuming it to be two. :woohoo:
Then I should say, two sorry :cheer: :cheer:
Let me tell a simple Ant-Elephant joke...... :cheer:
If you were a Malayali, I would have asked you as a puzzle.......Since Abid is absent for a few months, let me tell you as a simple joke.

One day, ant and elephant went to a post office. Ant get inside...but elephant didn't. He was reading something. Ant asked, "Why are you standing outside? Come inside".

Our Malayali elephant showed a board to ant, written in Hindi.....He knows a little Hindi too. ;) Can you tell me what was written in it?
"Andhar aana mana hai"

Malayalam word of elephant is 'Aana' :cheer: :cheer:

So, our Malayali aana who knows a little Hindi read it as "Andhar Haathi mana hai" :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Let me tell a simple Ant-Elephant joke...... :cheer:
If you were a Malayali, I would have asked you as a puzzle.......Since Abid is absent for a few months, let me tell you as a simple joke.

One day, ant and elephant went to a post office. Ant get inside...but elephant didn't. He was reading something. Ant asked, "Why are you standing outside? Come inside".

Our Malayali elephant showed a board to ant, written in Hindi.....He knows a little Hindi too. ;) Can you tell me what was written in it?
"Andhar aana mana hai"

Malayalam word of elephant is 'Aana' :cheer: :cheer:

So, our Malayali aana who knows a little Hindi read it as "Andhar Haathi mana hai" :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


Poor elephant :dry: Both the friends are together so what is the need to go to the post office. :ohmy:
Let me give you a puzzle of ant and elephant.....

Ant and elephant, as you know, are friends.

When elephant was passing by a temple, he was able to understand that his friend was inside the temple. Can you tell me how?


Maybe the elephant saw the footprints of the ant. :silly: Is it?


Let me thank you first for answering....
But so sorry, answer is wrong :dry:
Try again...am waiting with many elephant puzzles to solve :P




Maybe the elephant recognized the ant's 4 shoes outside the gate. :blink: Is it ?


Correct :woohoo: :woohoo:
100 marks for this right answer!! :cheer: :cheer: :cheer:

But what's this 4 shoes? :whistle: How many shoes does an ant need? :whistle: :whistle: :whistle:


That particular had two of her legs fractured so she wore only 4 shoes.
Let me give you a puzzle of ant and elephant.....

Ant and elephant, as you know, are friends.

When elephant was passing by a temple, he was able to understand that his friend was inside the temple. Can you tell me how?


Maybe the elephant saw the footprints of the ant. :silly: Is it?


Let me thank you first for answering....
But so sorry, answer is wrong :dry:
Try again...am waiting with many elephant puzzles to solve :P




Maybe the elephant recognized the ant's 4 shoes outside the gate. :blink: Is it ?


Correct :woohoo: :woohoo:
100 marks for this right answer!! :cheer: :cheer: :cheer:

But what's this 4 shoes? :whistle: How many shoes does an ant need? :whistle: :whistle: :whistle:


That particular had two of her legs fractured so she wore only 4 shoes.

How do you know his legs are fractured? :blink:
I think, you have broken his legs mercilessly :angry: :angry:
Let me tell a simple Ant-Elephant joke...... :cheer:
If you were a Malayali, I would have asked you as a puzzle.......Since Abid is absent for a few months, let me tell you as a simple joke.

One day, ant and elephant went to a post office. Ant get inside...but elephant didn't. He was reading something. Ant asked, "Why are you standing outside? Come inside".

Our Malayali elephant showed a board to ant, written in Hindi.....He knows a little Hindi too. ;) Can you tell me what was written in it?
"Andhar aana mana hai"

Malayalam word of elephant is 'Aana' :cheer: :cheer:

So, our Malayali aana who knows a little Hindi read it as "Andhar Haathi mana hai" :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


Poor elephant :dry: Both the friends are together so what is the need to go to the post office. :ohmy:


I don't know. You can ask them :P
Let me give you a puzzle of ant and elephant.....

Ant and elephant, as you know, are friends.

When elephant was passing by a temple, he was able to understand that his friend was inside the temple. Can you tell me how?


Maybe the elephant saw the footprints of the ant. :silly: Is it?


Let me thank you first for answering....
But so sorry, answer is wrong :dry:
Try again...am waiting with many elephant puzzles to solve :P




Maybe the elephant recognized the ant's 4 shoes outside the gate. :blink: Is it ?


Correct :woohoo: :woohoo:
100 marks for this right answer!! :cheer: :cheer: :cheer:

But what's this 4 shoes? :whistle: How many shoes does an ant need? :whistle: :whistle: :whistle:


That particular had two of her legs fractured so she wore only 4 shoes.

How do you know his legs are fractured? :blink:
I think, you have broken his legs mercilessly :angry: :angry:


not his but her, actually elephant put his feet on ant's two fore legs by mistake. :( :(
According to my idea this is a moral story that teach us never tolerate a enemy which is smaller and weaker than you.They also harm you a lot.
According to my idea this is a moral story that teach us never tolerate a enemy which is smaller and weaker than you.They also harm you a lot.


No, no this is all about two best friends in the world an elephant and ant. Nothing to feel bad or enmity among them. They in fact are the best lovers of this world. :laugh: :laugh:
Let me give you a puzzle of ant and elephant.....

Ant and elephant, as you know, are friends.

When elephant was passing by a temple, he was able to understand that his friend was inside the temple. Can you tell me how?


Maybe the elephant saw the footprints of the ant. :silly: Is it?


Let me thank you first for answering....
But so sorry, answer is wrong :dry:
Try again...am waiting with many elephant puzzles to solve :P




Maybe the elephant recognized the ant's 4 shoes outside the gate. :blink: Is it ?


Correct :woohoo: :woohoo:
100 marks for this right answer!! :cheer: :cheer: :cheer:

But what's this 4 shoes? :whistle: How many shoes does an ant need? :whistle: :whistle: :whistle:


That particular had two of her legs fractured so she wore only 4 shoes.

How do you know his legs are fractured? :blink:
I think, you have broken his legs mercilessly :angry: :angry:


not his but her, actually elephant put his feet on ant's two fore legs by mistake. :( :(


It's your mistake.... :angry:
You are like your friend keshavan, very careless while walking :angry: :angry: :cheer: :cheer: :cheer: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Poor ant :( :(
Let me give you a puzzle of ant and elephant.....

Ant and elephant, as you know, are friends.

When elephant was passing by a temple, he was able to understand that his friend was inside the temple. Can you tell me how?


Maybe the elephant saw the footprints of the ant. :silly: Is it?


Let me thank you first for answering....
But so sorry, answer is wrong :dry:
Try again...am waiting with many elephant puzzles to solve :P




Maybe the elephant recognized the ant's 4 shoes outside the gate. :blink: Is it ?


Correct :woohoo: :woohoo:
100 marks for this right answer!! :cheer: :cheer: :cheer:

But what's this 4 shoes? :whistle: How many shoes does an ant need? :whistle: :whistle: :whistle:


That particular had two of her legs fractured so she wore only 4 shoes.

How do you know his legs are fractured? :blink:
I think, you have broken his legs mercilessly :angry: :angry:


not his but her, actually elephant put his feet on ant's two fore legs by mistake. :( :(


It's your mistake.... :angry:
You are like your friend keshavan, very careless while walking :angry: :angry: :cheer: :cheer: :cheer: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Poor ant :( :(


When I walk on some one then he gets going for ever not only broken legs. ;) Have you heard about suny paaji ka 2and 1/2 kg haath. Aadmi uthta nahi uth jaata hai. :laugh: :laugh:
Let me give you a puzzle of ant and elephant.....

Ant and elephant, as you know, are friends.

When elephant was passing by a temple, he was able to understand that his friend was inside the temple. Can you tell me how?


Maybe the elephant saw the footprints of the ant. :silly: Is it?


Let me thank you first for answering....
But so sorry, answer is wrong :dry:
Try again...am waiting with many elephant puzzles to solve :P




Maybe the elephant recognized the ant's 4 shoes outside the gate. :blink: Is it ?


Correct :woohoo: :woohoo:
100 marks for this right answer!! :cheer: :cheer: :cheer:

But what's this 4 shoes? :whistle: How many shoes does an ant need? :whistle: :whistle: :whistle:


That particular had two of her legs fractured so she wore only 4 shoes.

How do you know his legs are fractured? :blink:
I think, you have broken his legs mercilessly :angry: :angry:


not his but her, actually elephant put his feet on ant's two fore legs by mistake. :( :(


It's your mistake.... :angry:
You are like your friend keshavan, very careless while walking :angry: :angry: :cheer: :cheer: :cheer: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Poor ant :( :(


When I walk on some one then he gets going for ever not only broken legs. ;) Have you heard about suny paaji ka 2and 1/2 kg haath. Aadmi uthta nahi uth jaata hai. :laugh: :laugh:

Haath nahi....Haathi :P :P Sunil Haathi and poor ant :( :( :(
Let me give you a puzzle of ant and elephant.....

Ant and elephant, as you know, are friends.

When elephant was passing by a temple, he was able to understand that his friend was inside the temple. Can you tell me how?


Maybe the elephant saw the footprints of the ant. :silly: Is it?


Let me thank you first for answering....
But so sorry, answer is wrong :dry:
Try again...am waiting with many elephant puzzles to solve :P




Maybe the elephant recognized the ant's 4 shoes outside the gate. :blink: Is it ?


Correct :woohoo: :woohoo:
100 marks for this right answer!! :cheer: :cheer: :cheer:

But what's this 4 shoes? :whistle: How many shoes does an ant need? :whistle: :whistle: :whistle:


That particular had two of her legs fractured so she wore only 4 shoes.

How do you know his legs are fractured? :blink:
I think, you have broken his legs mercilessly :angry: :angry:


not his but her, actually elephant put his feet on ant's two fore legs by mistake. :( :(


It's your mistake.... :angry:
You are like your friend keshavan, very careless while walking :angry: :angry: :cheer: :cheer: :cheer: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Poor ant :( :(


When I walk on some one then he gets going for ever not only broken legs. ;) Have you heard about suny paaji ka 2and 1/2 kg haath. Aadmi uthta nahi uth jaata hai. :laugh: :laugh:

Haath nahi....Haathi :P :P Sunil Haathi and poor ant :( :( :(


Just imagine about my hath is so strong then what would happen if whole Hathi came into action. :laugh: :laugh:
Let me give you a puzzle of ant and elephant.....

Ant and elephant, as you know, are friends.

When elephant was passing by a temple, he was able to understand that his friend was inside the temple. Can you tell me how?


Maybe the elephant saw the footprints of the ant. :silly: Is it?


Let me thank you first for answering....
But so sorry, answer is wrong :dry:
Try again...am waiting with many elephant puzzles to solve :P




Maybe the elephant recognized the ant's 4 shoes outside the gate. :blink: Is it ?


Correct :woohoo: :woohoo:
100 marks for this right answer!! :cheer: :cheer: :cheer:

But what's this 4 shoes? :whistle: How many shoes does an ant need? :whistle: :whistle: :whistle:


That particular had two of her legs fractured so she wore only 4 shoes.

How do you know his legs are fractured? :blink:
I think, you have broken his legs mercilessly :angry: :angry:


not his but her, actually elephant put his feet on ant's two fore legs by mistake. :( :(


It's your mistake.... :angry:
You are like your friend keshavan, very careless while walking :angry: :angry: :cheer: :cheer: :cheer: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Poor ant :( :(


When I walk on some one then he gets going for ever not only broken legs. ;) Have you heard about suny paaji ka 2and 1/2 kg haath. Aadmi uthta nahi uth jaata hai. :laugh: :laugh:

Haath nahi....Haathi :P :P Sunil Haathi and poor ant :( :( :(


Just imagine about my hath is so strong then what would happen if whole Hathi came into action. :laugh: :laugh:

so, you are also agreeing, you are an elephant :blink: :blink:
That's why it's told Haathi mera saathi.....Sanjeev and Sunil :cheer:
Let me give you a puzzle of ant and elephant.....

Ant and elephant, as you know, are friends.

When elephant was passing by a temple, he was able to understand that his friend was inside the temple. Can you tell me how?


Maybe the elephant saw the footprints of the ant. :silly: Is it?


Let me thank you first for answering....
But so sorry, answer is wrong :dry:
Try again...am waiting with many elephant puzzles to solve :P




Maybe the elephant recognized the ant's 4 shoes outside the gate. :blink: Is it ?


Correct :woohoo: :woohoo:
100 marks for this right answer!! :cheer: :cheer: :cheer:

But what's this 4 shoes? :whistle: How many shoes does an ant need? :whistle: :whistle: :whistle:


That particular had two of her legs fractured so she wore only 4 shoes.

How do you know his legs are fractured? :blink:
I think, you have broken his legs mercilessly :angry: :angry:


not his but her, actually elephant put his feet on ant's two fore legs by mistake. :( :(


It's your mistake.... :angry:
You are like your friend keshavan, very careless while walking :angry: :angry: :cheer: :cheer: :cheer: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Poor ant :( :(


When I walk on some one then he gets going for ever not only broken legs. ;) Have you heard about suny paaji ka 2and 1/2 kg haath. Aadmi uthta nahi uth jaata hai. :laugh: :laugh:

Haath nahi....Haathi :P :P Sunil Haathi and poor ant :( :( :(


Just imagine about my hath is so strong then what would happen if whole Hathi came into action. :laugh: :laugh:

so, you are also agreeing, you are an elephant :blink: :blink:
That's why it's told Haathi mera saathi.....Sanjeev and Sunil :cheer:


When did I admit it? :blink:

I think only you saw/noticed it and no one else did it. :laugh:

Anyways you can say me anything I won't mind it but please allow me to call you an Owl monkey. :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:
Let me give you a puzzle of ant and elephant.....

Ant and elephant, as you know, are friends.

When elephant was passing by a temple, he was able to understand that his friend was inside the temple. Can you tell me how?


Maybe the elephant saw the footprints of the ant. :silly: Is it?


Let me thank you first for answering....
But so sorry, answer is wrong :dry:
Try again...am waiting with many elephant puzzles to solve :P




Maybe the elephant recognized the ant's 4 shoes outside the gate. :blink: Is it ?


Correct :woohoo: :woohoo:
100 marks for this right answer!! :cheer: :cheer: :cheer:

But what's this 4 shoes? :whistle: How many shoes does an ant need? :whistle: :whistle: :whistle:


That particular had two of her legs fractured so she wore only 4 shoes.

How do you know his legs are fractured? :blink:
I think, you have broken his legs mercilessly :angry: :angry:


not his but her, actually elephant put his feet on ant's two fore legs by mistake. :( :(


It's your mistake.... :angry:
You are like your friend keshavan, very careless while walking :angry: :angry: :cheer: :cheer: :cheer: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Poor ant :( :(


When I walk on some one then he gets going for ever not only broken legs. ;) Have you heard about suny paaji ka 2and 1/2 kg haath. Aadmi uthta nahi uth jaata hai. :laugh: :laugh:

Haath nahi....Haathi :P :P Sunil Haathi and poor ant :( :( :(


Just imagine about my hath is so strong then what would happen if whole Hathi came into action. :laugh: :laugh:

so, you are also agreeing, you are an elephant :blink: :blink:
That's why it's told Haathi mera saathi.....Sanjeev and Sunil :cheer:


When did I admit it? :blink:

I think only you saw/noticed it and no one else did it. :laugh:

Anyways you can say me anything I won't mind it but please allow me to call you an Owl monkey. :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:


You have agreed several times, dracula Kesavan :P

Never :angry:
You can call me a bacteria...but an owl monkey :ohmy: :ohmy: neverrrrrrrrrrrrr :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:
When I walk on some one then he gets going for ever not only broken legs. ;) Have you heard about suny paaji ka 2and 1/2 kg haath. Aadmi uthta nahi uth jaata hai. :laugh: :laugh:[/quote]
Haath nahi....Haathi :P :P Sunil Haathi and poor ant :( :( :([/quote]

Just imagine about my hath is so strong then what would happen if whole Hathi came into action. :laugh: :laugh:[/quote]
so, you are also agreeing, you are an elephant :blink: :blink:
That's why it's told Haathi mera saathi.....Sanjeev and Sunil :cheer:[/quote]

When did I admit it? :blink:

I think only you saw/noticed it and no one else did it. :laugh:

Anyways you can say me anything I won't mind it but please allow me to call you an Owl monkey. :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:[/quote]

SJ, How come you find our Caesar an owl monkey- What are the similarities in between these two???? ;) ;)
When I walk on some one then he gets going for ever not only broken legs. ;) Have you heard about suny paaji ka 2and 1/2 kg haath. Aadmi uthta nahi uth jaata hai. :laugh: :laugh:

Haath nahi....Haathi :P :P Sunil Haathi and poor ant :( :( :([/quote]

Just imagine about my hath is so strong then what would happen if whole Hathi came into action. :laugh: :laugh:[/quote]
so, you are also agreeing, you are an elephant :blink: :blink:
That's why it's told Haathi mera saathi.....Sanjeev and Sunil :cheer:[/quote]

When did I admit it? :blink:

I think only you saw/noticed it and no one else did it. :laugh:

Anyways you can say me anything I won't mind it but please allow me to call you an Owl monkey. :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:[/quote]

SJ, How come you find our Caesar an owl monkey- What are the similarities in between these two???? ;) ;)[/quote]

Now also, i haven't forget that Kaiser Incident :ohmy: :ohmy: :ohmy: :evil: :evil:
As she wants to be a creature who sleep all the day so I thought she should be an owl monkey in the next birth as it sleeps for 17 hours a day. :laugh:

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