Shared jokes

A woman had 8sons all named Kevin.
On asking how she managed 2 call one in particular
She replied:That's easy.I call them by their father name

A Smile costs less than Electricity.....
But Gives more light.....
So Always Keep Smiling and

Prove that you are the Best Tube Light.

Life is like a MOVIE..

If you r sad-DRAMA,

If you r afraid-SUSPENSE,

If you r angry-ACTION,


When you look at the mirror-HORROR.

DAD: dear son,why your sister sitting so silent,

SON: Nothing dad sister asked lipstick,but i gave fevistick. No chip chip..no chik chik.

You are so cute my dear friend:
C-Causing.
U-Unnecessary.
T-Trouble.
E-Everywhere.

3 guys were riding in a car: a hardware technician, a systems analyst, and a programmer. The systems analyst is driving and when they come to a steep hill he finds that the brakes have failed and the car is accelerating out of control.

So, the driver pumps the emergency brake, downshifts the gears, and rubs the wheels' rims against the curb. He finally wrestles the car to a stop. The three climb out and assess the situation.

Hardware tech: "Let's try and fix it. I'll crawl under the car and take a look. "

Systems analyst: "No. I think we should get someone qualified to fix it, a specialist in brakes."

Programmer: "Why don't we just get back in and see if it happens again?"

Hey listen...Two people were asking Me about you,
I give them your address And cell no,
They will be visiting you soon,
Their names are joy and happiness

By the time a man really does understand woman,
his wife wont let him out of the house at night.

Ek din do kutte fight kar rahe the ek kutte ne dusre ka kan kat liya par jiska kan kata usko pata hi nahi chal aur wo ladta raha jab fight khatam hui to jab usne aina dekha to use dusra kutta samajh k aiena tod diya aur samgha jang jeet liya.

Teacher:How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?
student:I get up early.

There only one difference between dream n aim.
Dream requires Soundless sleep to see where as
Aim Requires Sleepless Efforts 2 Achieve

Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS:
1 Too Many Questions.
2 Difficult to Understand.
3 More Explanation is Needed.
4 Result is always FAIL.

owner to servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It's raining.
owner:So what take an umbrella and go.

After an Emotional hug Girl said to the boy: if you hug me once more like that.
I will be Yours forever...
Boy: Thanks for the warning..

Good Joke. But now-a-days student are at par with the examiner.

santa goes to a shop to buy a mirror:
santa to the shopkeeper: is mirror ki kya gurantee hai
shopkeeper:app isa 100 floor se niche fhakoo......................ye 99th floor tak nahi tutega dats my garunteee............................
santa: wow!pack it...

A Boy after having great time with girl friend
He saw a Guy's Photo in Her Bag ,
Asked Is He your Ex-BF?
GF Kissed Him,said No it's Me before surgery.

Pledge Of Boys: India is my nation,
girls are my destination,
dating is my occupation,
flirting is my profession,
what the hell is this education

Best thought of life:
Be talented in front of everyone.
But always be a fool in front of dear ones.

Did I do anything wrong?
Then why are you avoiding me?
At least remember me once in a week.
It's really hurting me.
With love your TOOTHBRUSH...