A recently fired stock trader said ... This is worse than divorce...
I have lost everything and I still have my wife...

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Father: Your teacher says she finds it Impossible to teach you anything!


Son:That`s why I say she`s no good!

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A man meet a beggar and asked- Do you drink?
Beggar replied No.
Do you play gamble?
Beggar: No.
Have you another female other than wife?
Beggar : No.
The man took the beggar into his wife and said -Look this man ,who doesn't drink and does not play gamble and has no another woman and that is why he is a beggar.

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Question : What's the difference between Mother's and Girl Friend's tears?

Answer : Mother's tears 'Effect our Heart'
Girl Friend's tears 'Effect our Pocket' :P :P :P :P :P
v Just Kidding....

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Father: Your teacher says she finds it Impossible to teach you anything!


Son:That`s why I say she`s no good!


Very convenient lol... :laugh:

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint ?
Obvious - Green Paint :dry:

Pay no mind to those who talk behind your back, it simply means that you are two steps ahead !!!

Question : What's the difference between Mother's and Girl Friend's tears?

Answer : Mother's tears 'Effect our Heart'
Girl Friend's tears 'Effect our Pocket' :P :P :P :P :P
v Just Kidding....

Its notjoke yaar, it is all time true.

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RobertP wrote:
Question : What's the difference between Mother's and Girl Friend's tears?

Answer : Mother's tears 'Effect our Heart'
Girl Friend's tears 'Effect our Pocket' v Just Kidding....


Its notjoke yaar, it is all time true


Does it mean who has no bad habbits does'nt come up in life... :)

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Boy friend is fun,&Husband is gun
,Boy friend is light of moon,&Husband is month of june
,Boy friend is tooty fruity,&Husband is qismat phooti

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A talk between cat and elephant
Cat:how old are you?
Elephant:5 years.
Cat:you look big.
Elephant:I am a complan boy.
Cat:I am 20 years.
Elephant:You look small.
Cat:Ponds age miracle."Barti umar mano tham si jaye'.

Sharmistha Banerjee
Boy friend is fun,&Husband is gun
,Boy friend is light of moon,&Husband is month of june
,Boy friend is tooty fruity,&Husband is qismat phooti


what is with month of june? i did not get the joke!

Swetha Shenoy
Boy friend is fun,&Husband is gun
,Boy friend is light of moon,&Husband is month of june
,Boy friend is tooty fruity,&Husband is qismat phooti


I hope Imraan does not read this joke. He may really become like month of June. :laugh:

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