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When a man opens the door of his car for his wife,
you can be sure of one thing
either the car is new or the wife.

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Mac went to the restaurant and puts his finger on the last item on the menu and says- Bring this!
Waiter- You can't get this because he is the owner of this place...
When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why.
When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why.

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A highly successful flirt was once asked: Which one is your best girl friend?
He replied: The next one!!
Always aim high and continuously improve your performance....
When in life, you wake up and you don`t see anyone,
then come to me.
I will be there to take you to an eye specialist!

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Why are men like commercials?
You can`t believe a word they say.

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Son- When I was on the bus with dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom- Well done son!!!
Son- But mom I was sitting on dad's lap....
What is the difference between complete and finished???????

If you have many friends your life is complete..

If they all are girls your life is finished!!!!!!!
Tring Tring Tring.

Sardar: Hello kon bol raha hai?
Other side: Ji, main bol raha hon.
Sardar: oye ye to kamal ho gia,
idhar se bhi main hi bol raha hon.

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Sardar made a call to the airport.
Asked,"How long is the journey from Punjab to America?"
Receiptionist: "One second sir....".
Sardar: Ok, thank you..!!!

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