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Swetha Shenoy said thank you to chinmoymukherjee for his/her reply to the topic It is very Punny!.
The nutty (naughty) nut rose to add a little salt to the unasalted one! A pithy a-salt!! A few refuse that honesty is the best policy to take refuge behind cheating to lead an honest life!! Some selves(shelves) are half empty and some are full of emptiness!!
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Hello friends!  I want to share with you some English Puns, which are quite funny. I request you all to keep adding if you find some, let us build a dictionary of puns!   Rambabu, Chinmoy, Usha, Kalyani, Sunil......lets exploit our brains for Puns!  Pun: meaning -The pun, also called paronomasia, is a form of word play that suggests two or more meanings, by exploiting multiple meanings of words, or of similar-sounding words, for an intended humorous or rhetorical effect. Pun 1 Donot give a hi-5 to a snake, woh tumhe dus dega!    Pun 2  Employee to Boss: Boss, I need hike Boss: ok download from google play   Pun 3 Atheism is a non-prophet organization.  
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Swetha Shenoy said thank you to suni51 for his/her reply to the topic It is very Punny!.
Two peanuts walked into a bar, and one was a-salted, what a pitty.
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Swetha Shenoy said thank you to rambabu for his/her reply to the topic It is very Punny!.
Q: You look week ? A: I had undergone Open Hearth Forgery.  
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Swetha Shenoy said thank you to rambabu for his/her reply to the topic It is very Punny!.
The secret behind Sexes is having a Steal will. Never say Dye  
10 years ago
Hello friends!  I want to share with you some English Puns, which are quite funny. I request you all to keep adding if you find some, let us build a dictionary of puns!   Rambabu, Chinmoy, Usha, Kalyani, Sunil......lets exploit our brains for Puns!  Pun: meaning -The pun, also called paronomasia, is a form of word play that suggests two or more meanings, by exploiting multiple meanings of words, or of similar-sounding words, for an intended humorous or rhetorical effect. Pun 1 Donot give a hi-5 to a snake, woh tumhe dus dega!    Pun 2  Employee to Boss: Boss, I need hike Boss: ok download from google play   Pun 3 Atheism is a non-prophet organization.  
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Swetha Shenoy said thank you to chinmoymukherjee for his/her reply to the topic It is very Punny!.
The troubles and travails of a boring travel makes a tale to troublesome to tell!!
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Swetha Shenoy said thank you to suni51 for his/her reply to the topic It is very Punny!.
First one is wrong if you wish to give hi5 to a snake he will refuse- he will not take 5  or dus dega but wo tumhe  Lega DAS 
10 years ago
Hello friends!  I want to share with you some English Puns, which are quite funny. I request you all to keep adding if you find some, let us build a dictionary of puns!   Rambabu, Chinmoy, Usha, Kalyani, Sunil......lets exploit our brains for Puns!  Pun: meaning -The pun, also called paronomasia, is a form of word play that suggests two or more meanings, by exploiting multiple meanings of words, or of similar-sounding words, for an intended humorous or rhetorical effect. Pun 1 Donot give a hi-5 to a snake, woh tumhe dus dega!    Pun 2  Employee to Boss: Boss, I need hike Boss: ok download from google play   Pun 3 Atheism is a non-prophet organization.  
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Swetha Shenoy added the topic to his favorites: 6 lies you should never tell your doctor..
Many people will not give a clear picture of their health problems during  consultation with Doctors. Here  Honesty is the best policy, if you care for your health. http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/life-style/health-fitness/health-news/6-lies-you-should-NEVER-tell-your-doctor/articleshow/24526232.cms  
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Many people will not give a clear picture of their health problems during  consultation with Doctors. Here  Honesty is the best policy, if you care for your health. http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/life-style/health-fitness/health-news/6-lies-you-should-NEVER-tell-your-doctor/articleshow/24526232.cms  
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So Rambabu, have you taken steps to eradicate the corn? I hope that you are well If i am not wrong, trusting my memory; were you not the one that had an attack of sounds in the ear, generally otherwise known as tinnitus?  
10 years ago
@Vijay In my verbal maze as you so lovingly describe it there was not even the remotest and faintest suggestion of any support to such acts of gross profligacy at the cost of the people by any leader of whatsoever hue. I firmly and ethically believe that a wrong has just one color that is wrong and if Mayawati came on the path of fire,there came so many people on the same and my past posts in site bear ample testimony to this. My focus was not any person but their deeds and misdeeds.I can not intellectually compromise with anything otherwise!!
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Swetha Shenoy said thank you to rambabu for his/her reply to the topic 6 lies you should never tell your doctor..
Sleep and exercise as you said should be given importance. Along with it one should have healthy food  habits. This works unitedly imparting you a sound health. But we cannot foresee what would happen and what would strike you from an unexpected corner. Of course Natural ways are good. But to be on the safe side one must visit a health consultant. I am a health buff. But suddenly  one day I found my natural brisk walk is being obstructed and hampered. Then i had to go to a medical practitioner. It was found that there was corn underneath my right foot due to corn
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