I have a friend named Pintoo
who drinks 8 days a week for 25 hours, always in TAKKAR and a super
entertainer when he is drunk. So he was doing this for so many years.
One
day in his life, he decided not to drink!! And went to his house and told
his mother "Naan Yengaum Polla, Veetle daan Irupen". Correct sonne 20
minutesla Oru 4 friends came to his house. They told him, "Machan Saturday,
Vaa poi TAKKAR AAGALAM! "
And
he said, "Machan I am not coming".
"
Yenna da Aachu? Saturday night da Machan, Lets Rock the City!" Said one of
his friend
But
he said, "No Machan, I stopped drinking. Life le we have to do something
useful machan. Please understand."
"Yenna Machan Ipadi sollare.. Ozhunga daane irunda?? "
Then after some time, one friend said, "Okay Machan, you are
correctu.. you don't have to drink but give us company. Definitely we will
not force you to drink but we are friends machan. what is
this??"
Then he said "Okay Machan, Naan
Varen"
Then they all left to ECR on Saturday at
Hour 7.30 pm in 4 bikes. Totally 8 members
On
the way they bought 2 case of beer (24 bottles). And side dish from
Chicago fastfood (Chicken Spri
(fry) and they went to one of the beach on ECR, And kept all the bottles,
opened all the Side Dish..
Yellarkaile Oru Bottle and they said cheers.. Then only they realized
they don't have Opener.
One
Guy said, "Machan Opener irukudhu??"
Every body is looking every body's face!!
(Flashback)- Ivanga
Cricket Teama irundalum, Beer Bottle a Irundalum..
Pinto0 dan Opener!!
(Back to Normal) - Friend
said, "Machan Ravi, Nie life
le yedavadu useful la saiyanun sonniye da.. Machan, Time for you da.. Inda
beer bottle le nee daan da Vaile open pannanom!!"
Pinto0 was thinking for a second..
Then one said, this is also useful da..
Then he opened 24 bottles one by one from 7.30 to 1.30 in the morning.
And
after full TAKKAR, all his friends said, "Nie daan da yen true friendu..
unakaga uyire kudupanda.."And all they said..
Then they left the place.. On the way to Chennai,
East Coast Road le full
police waiting to catch lots of gumbal like this.
Of
the 4 Vandis 3 went Feeeeeeeeennnnnn.. policea paata odane pitchin
poitanga.
But
only Pinto0, voluntarily stopped the bike and asked
the police "Any Problem Sir?
Police Said "Dei Avanga le un Friends aaa??
: yes">
"Illa sir" said Pinto0
Yenga da poitu vara?? asked police
"Azhaga, Jollya Kaatu vangalan vandan sir"
Police said "night 2 maniku, jollyla kaatu vanga ECR vandurka?
Vai OOODHU??"
Pinto0 thought "Maadile ganam irundadane Vazhile
Bayam!! And OODUFIED ...FOOOOOO"
Police said "Nalla oodu"
Pinto0 - Fooooooooooo nu oodine irukumbodhu
polich nu oru aadi police munjile vecharu!!
Pinto0 Quiteaaa was looking at the police.
Police said, Kudichitu Vandiya da ottarae?? Nada da stationku!!
All
his friends happily slept in this respective house except Pinto0..
Sir
Pinto0 was in jail the whole night and came back only on Sunday afternoon.
He
said, Ittini naala TAKKAR aavum podhu mattale.. Bottle open panni matnene!!
Moral of the Story - Niengale Sollunga.
