“I like to call in sick to work at places where I’ve never held a job. Then when the manager tells me I don’t work there, I tell them I’d like to. But not today, as I’m sick.”

Karuna Sapra

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1947 We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified.
1580 Do not count your chickens before they are hatched.
1964 I will have nought to do with a man who can blow hot and cold with the same breath.
1913 While I see many hoof marks going in, I see none coming out. It is easier to get into the enemy's toils than out again.
1920 No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted.

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