“By three methods we may learn wisdom: First, by reflection, which is noblest; Second, by imitation, which is easiest; and third by experience, which is the bitterest.”

“Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.”

“There may be times when we are powerless to prevent injustice, but there must never be a time when we fail to protest.”

“Art is the lie that enables us to realize the truth.”

“When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.”

“In a time of deceit telling the truth is a revolutionary act.”

“I love you also means I love you more than anyone loves you, or has loved you, or will love you, and also, I love you in a way that no one loves you, or has loved you, or will...

“No, I'm just a very naughty boy. I do all sorts of bad things. I kick kittens. I make rude gestures at nuns.”

The very essence of romance is uncertainty.

What is the point of being alive if you don't at least try to do something remarkable?

Do you think I'm pretty?<br /> I think you're beautiful<br /> Beautiful?<br /> You are so beautiful, it hurts sometimes

“No tears in the writer, no tears in the reader. No surprise in the writer, no surprise in the reader.”

“One day I will find the right words, and they will be simple.”

“There are few people whom I really love, and still fewer of whom I think well. The more I see of the world, the more am I dissatisfied with it; and every day confirms my belief...

“The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.”

“Once you have tasted flight, you will forever walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward, for there you have been, and there you will always long to return.”

“Basically, I have two speeds.... Hostile or smart-aleck. Your choice.”

“There was a clatter as the basilisk fangs cascaded out of Hermione's arms. Running at Ron, she flung them around his neck and kissed him full on the mouth. Ron threw away the...

“Ever had a flying burrito hit you? Well, it's a deadly projectile, right up there with cannonballs and grenades.”

“Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.”