“From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it.”

“It is a curious thought, but it is only when you see people looking ridiculous that you realize just how much you love them. ”

“Don't be afraid of death; be afraid of an unlived life. You don't have to live forever, you just have to live.”

“Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what’s for lunch.”

“From there to here, from here to there, funny things are everywhere!”

“It's not the load that breaks you down, it's the way you carry it.”

“Only a true best friend can protect you from your immortal enemies.”

“True love is rare, and it's the only thing that gives life real meaning.”

“I might be in love with you." He smiles a little. "I'm waiting until I'm sure to tell you, though.”

“Life, he realize, was much like a song. In the beginning there is mystery, in the end there is confirmation, but it's in the middle where all the emotion resides to make the...

“Never love anyone who treats you like you're ordinary.”

“It isn't possible to love and part. You will wish that it was. You can transmute love, ignore it, muddle it, but you can never pull it out of you. I know by experience that the...

“It isn't possible to love and part. You will wish that it was. You can transmute love, ignore it, muddle it, but you can never pull it out of you. I know by experience that the...

“I think you still love me, but we can’t escape the fact that I’m not enough for you. I knew this was going to happen. So I’m not blaming you for falling in love with another...

“Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day.”

“Some people say, “Never let them see you cry.” I say, if you’re so mad you could just cry, then cry. It terrifies everyone.”

“If you would tell me the heart of a man, tell me not what he reads, but what he rereads.”

“You should never be surprised when someone treats you with respect, you should expect it.”

“All endings are also beginnings. We just don't know it at the time.”

“Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other.”