“People think dreams aren't real just because they aren't made of matter, of particles. Dreams are real. But they are made of viewpoints, of images, of memories and puns and lost...

“We're all going to die, all of us, what a circus! That alone should make us love each other but it doesn't. We are terrorized and flattened by trivialities, we are eaten up by...

“People worry about kids playing with guns, and teenagers watching violent videos; we are scared that some sort of culture of violence will take them over. Nobody worries about...

The secret of being boring is to say everything.

The multitude of books is making us ignorant.

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease.

“You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.”

“The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.”

“You never know what life is like, until you have lived it.”

“I'm not saying that everything is survivable. Just that everything except the last thing is.”

“I don't want to make money, I just want to be wonderful.”

“Courage: the most important of all the virtues because without courage, you can't practice any other virtue consistently.”

Regimen is superior to medicine.

“To be a Christian means to forgive the inexcusable because God has forgiven the inexcusable in you.”

“I always channel my emotions into my work. That way, I don't hurt anyone but myself.”

“Deadlines just aren't real to me until I'm staring one in the face.”

“Is 'fat' really the worst thing a human being can be? Is 'fat' worse than 'vindictive', 'jealous', 'shallow', 'vain', 'boring' or 'cruel'? Not to me.”

Prejudice is opinion without judgement.

“My rapier wit hides my inner pain.”

“Never say goodbye because goodbye means going away and going away means forgetting.”