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- Quote created by Harsha
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- 12 years ago.
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The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese -
508There is considerable distance betwwen the body and good qualities. The body can die any minute but the good qualities stay for many many ages (Persons are remembered for their good qualities even after death, not for their bodily features). Chanakya
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- Quote created by rambabu
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- 12 years ago.
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Physical body perishes. A good deed lives for ever -
557Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand Aara
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- Quote created by Harsha
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- 12 years ago.
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Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand -
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- Quote created by Harsha
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- 12 years ago.
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My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch -
634Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason. Aara
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Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason. -
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- Quote created by Harsha
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- 12 years ago.
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Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad -
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- Quote created by Harsha
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- 12 years ago.
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War does not determine who is right - only who is left. -
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- Quote created by Harsha
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- 12 years ago.
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We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public -
585Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. Aara
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- Quote created by Harsha
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- 12 years ago.
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Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. -
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- Quote created by Harsha
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- 12 years ago.
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If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong. -
567Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. Aara
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- Quote created by Harsha
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- 12 years ago.
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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. -
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- Quote created by Harsha
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- 12 years ago.
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The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list. -
546Even a minute of one’s life cannot be obtained even for a million gold coins. If it is not used puposefully what loss is bigger than that? Chanakya
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- Quote created by rambabu
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- 12 years ago.
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Riches and money should be used for noble purposes -
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- Quote created by Harsha
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- 12 years ago.
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Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. -
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- Quote created by Harsha
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- 12 years ago.
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We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police. -
858Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. Aaliyah
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- Quote created by Harsha
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- 12 years ago.
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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. -
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- Quote created by Harsha
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- 12 years ago.
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Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. -
557I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. Aaliyah
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- Quote created by Harsha
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- 12 years ago.
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I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. -
538I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. Aaliyah
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- Quote created by Harsha
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- 12 years ago.
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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. -
65Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. Aaliyah
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- Quote created by Harsha
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- 12 years ago.
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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.