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Scott Adams

Scott Adams

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Born Tuesday, 30 November -0001
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Cartoonist.

Quotes by Scott Adams

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I think 'Dilbert' will remain popular as long as employees are frustrated and they fear the consequences of complaining too loudly. 'Dilbert' is the designated voice of discontent for the workplace. I never planned it that way. It just happened. Uncategorized
I love magazines. It's such McNugget kind of information. Uncategorized
I have a perverse attraction to risk. Not physical risk but emotional, financial risk - anything than can't kill you immediately. Uncategorized
I hated my work. It never seemed to me to be what I should be doing. Uncategorized
I had several different bosses during the early years of 'Dilbert.' They were all pretty sure I was mocking someone else. Uncategorized
I get mail; therefore I am. Uncategorized
I burned out my drawing hand by using it too much. The common word for it is writer's cramp. The fancy words for it are focal dystonia. The symptom in my case was a pinky finger that went spastic when I tried to draw. Uncategorized
Home is pretty utopian. Uncategorized
For most of my career I did one comic a day, every day, including weekends and holidays. Uncategorized
'Dilbert' became popular during the downsizing of the '90s, and job security was a major theme of the strip. Uncategorized
Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company. Uncategorized
We must develop knowledge optimization initiatives to leverage our key learnings. Uncategorized
Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart. Uncategorized
I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination. Uncategorized
Most success springs from an obstacle or failure. I became a cartoonist largely because I failed in my goal of becoming a successful executive. Uncategorized
You don't have to be a "person of influence" to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me. Uncategorized
You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public. Uncategorized
In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized it was better to buy their own hot cars so they wouldn't have to ride around with jerks. Uncategorized
There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives. Uncategorized
The best things in life are silly. Uncategorized