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Scott Adams

Scott Adams

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Dance like it hurts, Love like you need money, Work when people are watching. Uncategorized
You haven’t achieved equality until you’re a legitimate target for humor. Uncategorized
Frankly, I’m suspicious of anyone who has a strong opinion on a complicated issue. Uncategorized
Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll buy a funny hat. Talk to a hungry man about fish, and you're a consultant. Uncategorized
'Wrong' is one of those concepts that depends on witnesses. Uncategorized
Decisions are made by people who have time, not people who have talent. Uncategorized
Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. Uncategorized
You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public. Uncategorized
The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers. Uncategorized
Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge. Uncategorized
Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If they are not there the first time you need them, chances are you won't be needing them again. Uncategorized
Men live in a fantasy world. I know this because I am one, and I actually receive my mail there. Uncategorized
If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? Uncategorized
You don't argue with a four-year old about why he shouldn't eat candy for dinner. You don't punch a mentally handicapped guy even if he punches you first. And you don't argue when a women tells you she's only making 80 cents to your dollar. It's the path of least resistance. You save your energy for more important battles. Uncategorized
Work is like the rest of life. The best parts are free. Uncategorized
Women are treated differently by society for exactly the same reason that children and the mentally handicapped are treated differently. Uncategorized
When you hire that first person, then you're a boss. You've got performance reviews. You've got complaints about not making enough money. You've got people who are just going to sell your story to the tabloids. Uncategorized
When times are bad, the gloves come off and employers are less nice. People become disposable. Uncategorized
There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot. Uncategorized
There's kind of a toll you have to pay with a cat; if you don't pet her for 10 minutes she'll bother you for six hours. Uncategorized