905  When I meet a man I ask myself, 'Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?'

990  Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.

843  Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them.

794  My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping.

827  My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head.